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amyrulesok

  1. wrote the word "occuring" ten times in my exam paper #nessay about 10 hours ago via web
  2. Actually crying at lack of fresh bread available. I am so spoilt. Bloody laissez-faire supermarket. about 13 hours ago via web
  3. I wish my exams were oral. I could talk about Tess of the d'Urbervilles for days. A dead man's static words can change with life experience. about 14 hours ago via web
  4. Back when I was younger I used to get out of bed early without any issues. Now that I am older it seems a bit more problematic about 14 hours ago via web
  5. "I'll be your Bear Grylls but I can't survive without you" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… about 14 hours ago via web
  6. Late night cram sesh reading a novel which turns out to be THE MOST TERRIFYING BOOK ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. "Well rested" is off the menu about 21 hours ago via web
  7. Oh my days, fire alarm beeping every 5 seconds, it's like a local electronic version of chinese water torture. about 24 hours ago via web
  8. Spent all day in scribbling about Middlemarch and Tess. My hand is a freaking claw. about 24 hours ago via web
  9. The only food items I have are Phish Food, white wine and Med Bread #firstworldproblems 7:52 AM May 24th via web
  10. 5/8 books of Middlemarch under the belt. FUCK OFF RAFFLES. 5:50 AM May 24th via web
  11. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, everyone is looking rather wonderful and I'm staying in, burnt and cramming Middlemarch l..l, 2:24 AM May 24th via web
  12. Just found out my friend's single mum is in the poo for drunk driving into a lampost and biting a police man. Do I tell her how sorry I am? 1:03 AM May 24th via web
  13. If you record a silent room and play it back really loud could you drown out your own live noise with silence? 3:36 PM May 23rd via web
  14. Sompeople make great breakthroughs in science, others stand tall politically and some selflessly help. I get sunburnt and drink 1:01 PM May 23rd via web
  15. Finised with exams LOLJKZ but drunk in sticky bed with esther x 12:55 PM May 23rd via web
  16. fittest man in the world. feather in my crisps. 12:39 PM May 23rd via web
  17. Oh my days new Gatsby trailer looks AMAZING. Stop trying to be cool by pretending to hate Baz. Wankers. 12:15 AM May 23rd via web
  18. Up all night coughing, slept through alarms, zero quotations memorised. Maybe I'm dreaming. 11:36 PM May 22nd via web
  19. ripped out half my hair, burnt 25% of my body, taken a whole pack of painkillers (at the appropriate intervals) and feel asolutely fabulous. 3:57 PM May 22nd via web
  20. My brain has turned into soup. I can't read. 2:02 PM May 22nd via web
  • Name Amy Smith
  • Location Bury St Edmunds / Reading
  • Bio The Human Foul Bachelorette Frog
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