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  1. @iloivaR garlicky bacon!?! that sounds like. genius. 8:17 AM Dec 20th from Ping.fm
  2. "The Princess and the Frog" is surely the first Disney movie in which the heroic star-eyed lovers are married in a pagan ceremony. 7:44 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  3. @MinnaArdwna nice LoTR-iPhone comparison. let's ignore the shiny lure of vacuous and pointless writing: hyperbolic name dropping titles! 10:50 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to MinnaArdwna
  4. "Any story that talks about some new phone being an 'iPhone killer' is almost certainly a story you don’t need to read." - @Gruber 9:28 PM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  5. "fix your fucking shitty ass network you fucking shit-eating-grin-wearing hillbilly ass clown!" - Fake Steve to AT&T http://bit.ly/6nDWQD 12:30 PM Dec 12th from Seesmic
  6. "What kind of store is not about sales? That’s like saying you’ve got a pen that isn’t about writing." - @Gruber http://bit.ly/6iMHmh 12:17 AM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  7. what the?! we haven't even gotten to Puritan Fowl Day, yet they're playing @JesusFucking bday tunes back-to-back on FM. 8:15 AM Nov 20th from Ping.fm
  8. singing in the car, wishing i were singing to her. 7:51 AM Nov 20th from Ping.fm
  9. my girlfriend is like a bored 3 year old, whose mommy won't let her play games on the web, but who just discovered animated emoticons. 9:16 PM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  10. [AmyPhetamine.com] Sometimes the mystery is better http://bit.ly/AlqG8 11:31 PM Nov 18th from Ping.fm
  11. Sometimes the mystery is better - by Jon Ronson - 28 July 2007 - The Guardian My eight-year-old son, Joel,... http://tumblr.com/xsa44hawp 11:00 PM Nov 18th from Tumblr
  12. Mom said "Cook with love" / and I do. Dinner tonight / though, Resentment Stew - @Momku 6:33 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  13. captcha band name ideas: M-1 Doormats. Ginger Bile & Velvety Gravies. $1 Joke. Demure Armada. Persian Expellant. Daisy Policy. 6:26 PM Nov 16th from Seesmic
  14. "live (music) is by far and away the most lucrative section of industry revenue for artists themselves" - Times Labs http://bit.ly/4cLKoa 3:15 AM Nov 15th from Seesmic
  15. [AmyPhetamine.com] The Golden Age of the Playboy Club (via KungFuGrippe) http://bit.ly/24Yjv1 8:30 PM Nov 14th from Ping.fm
  16. Photo: The Golden Age of the Playboy Club (via KungFuGrippe) http://tumblr.com/xsa41hh3g 8:13 PM Nov 14th from Tumblr
  17. i hear a noise, like someone dragging heavy furniture across the bar floor down a long corridor. the roommate is snoring. 10:50 PM Nov 10th from Seesmic
  18. noticing that my feelings of earnest accomplishment usually coincide with epiphanic sleep deprivation and a 36 hour work day. 5:48 PM Nov 9th from Seesmic
  19. "Menstruation is Murder" via @SugarFreak's Flickr http://bit.ly/1leIHd 2:56 PM Nov 6th from Seesmic
  20. "(Family Guy) serially rips off The Simpsons, as Microsoft serially rips off Apple." - John Gruber http://bit.ly/bmgIL 9:33 AM Oct 28th from Seesmic