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  1. @jeremybronson [paralytic tweet] 8:16 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  2. I saw 500 Days of Summer. Also that movie about the fox. Look at me, all Roger Ebert and shit. 10:48 PM Nov 30th from web
  3. @melodyTX Doodle Jump is a game you should download for your iPhone immediately, if you like things that are cute and hate being productive. 4:13 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to melodyTX
  4. Fuck it. I'm buying a Tivo. 12:58 PM Nov 30th from web
  5. My current Doodle Jump gambling debts total eighty dollars. 12:55 PM Nov 30th from web
  6. Recently I went barf jogging, which is a special type of jogging where after you do it, you barf. 9:47 AM Nov 30th from web
  7. I am thankful for my cat and also for my other cat. 10:40 PM Nov 25th from web
  8. RT @gavinpurcell: Don't forget @jimmyfallon, @questlove and the rest of the Roots performing in the Macy's Parade tomorrow morn. They'll ... 10:38 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. RT @jimmyfallon: RT @LateNightJimmy: Neil Young sings Fresh Prince: http://is.gd/52DaZ 7:18 AM Nov 24th from web
  10. David Denby's last New Yorker review features the term "religio-mystico-eschatological humbug." Come on, dude. 11:09 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. I think my cat has a cold. I take back all the things I said about his terrible attitude. 10:10 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. It's fun to sing that song "Radio Ga Ga" in your head, but make it "Lady O'Gaga," like it's about Lady Gaga's cousin from Ireland. 8:59 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. My friend @calvinred and his wife had a baby tonight. That is one lucky kid. 12:58 AM Nov 22nd from web
  14. @80miles @calvinred. Also all of the odds are in Felix Riddle's favor, genetics-wise. There's a strong chance he'll be smoking hot. 11:41 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to 80miles
  15. Today I'm hung over and my cat is being all self-righteous about it. He's all like, maybe you shouldn't drink so much. What a dick. 3:29 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. I can't decide what kind of takeout to order. This is such a frustrating problem. It's definitely the most serious problem I've ever had. 11:17 AM Nov 21st from web
  17. @MRLiepis You are a kind fellow. 11:00 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to MRLiepis
  18. RT @jimmyfallon One of my favorite things we've done on the show - here's... Ultimate Mustache Fighter http://bit.ly/8D6ivi 2:17 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  19. RT @jimmyfallon Robert is Bothered by Twilight: New Moon. http://bit.ly/4CE5MY #newmoon 1:31 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  20. Cheesecake. Banana. Plain. What kind of a bullshit frozen yogurt selection is that? Do I look like some kind of FUCKING ASSHOLE? 12:28 PM Nov 20th from web