AmyJane
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@ I remember thinking during my kid's birth: "Unless you're opening an umbrella UP YOUR ASS, I don't think so."
8:10 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to ceolaf
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@ I know! But I specialize in the cocaine material. "Look in the hole! There might be a snake! Look in the hole!"
7:59 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to ceolaf
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You can have your sexy vampires. Last night I had a dream about pygmy mermen. And I have to be honest, I'm still freaked out about it.
7:58 PM Nov 22nd
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@ "It's not free, it costs you your house. It should be called home basing."
7:56 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to ceolaf
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I can recite EVERY WORD of Robin WIlliams "A Night at the Met".
7:48 PM Nov 22nd
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I just had something called "margarita wine". The suburbs are nutty!
12:49 PM Nov 22nd
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That's not a euphemism, either. These people take their mailboxes seriously.
12:02 PM Nov 22nd
from Birdhouse
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If you want to live in the suburbs, you best be ready to BRING IT when it comes to your mailbox. Some sexy motherfucking mailboxes out here.
12:02 PM Nov 22nd
from Birdhouse
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"I know I look a little homeless right now…"
"Actually, you look like @. Or maybe more 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'."
10:18 AM Nov 21st
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@ My dad and sister were in a diner in Alabama. My sister ordered a salad. The waitress asked, "Are y'all from another country?"
9:47 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to CcSteff
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@ John was all, "I think Carrie's out by herself at night at a movie." We were alarmed. I hope you didn't hurt anyone.
2:51 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to csborrero
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@ Seriously, dude. He's not just a hot guy. HE IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. And I agree with C-BO, bad picture.
5:15 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to jborrero
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John will often use links from me for his Linked List but he's totally snubbing Johnny Depp's "Sexiest Man Alive" win.
4:48 PM Nov 18th
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My husband knows not to fuck with me if I've had a couple of drinks and I'm listening to "El Scorcho" on repeat. I like that about him.
8:24 PM Nov 11th
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Do we still do the First World Problems thing? Because seriously, my Weezer Snuggie's on backorder.
6:28 PM Nov 11th
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@ Exactly! The man wears slippers. You want to talk "not hot"? A grown man in slippers.
3:12 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to communicatrix
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My fleece "Merry Christmas" pajamas purchased when I was 8 months pregnant have been deemed "not hot". WTF?!
2:42 PM Nov 11th
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Today my son asked me if there was a new episode of "Tabatha's Salon Takeover" on tonight. Fuck you, I'm doing something right.
8:27 PM Nov 10th
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@ I am sad because I read "guts" lining and thought it was going to be serious guts. Guts outlines are lame.
6:34 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to photar
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@ The Mexico exclusion made me sad. Mexicans are being denied light saber chopsticks.
6:33 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to adtothebone
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- Name Amy Jane Gruber
- Location Philadelphia
- Bio You ain't a beauty but hey, you're all right.
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