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"As far as I know, there's only two ways to injure your neck."about 17 hours ago from web
@jborrero Look at you with the twittering!6:44 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to jborrero
Everybody I know is getting a dick towel for Christmas.7:00 PM Nov 6th from web
His mom just yelled, "John! You need a bath!"6:16 AM Nov 5th from web
There's some justice in the world. John has a massive tequila hangover and his parents are here.6:16 AM Nov 5th from web
@bump Don't tell me that.9:09 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to bump
@gruber I don't think Springsteen's a Yankees fan.9:05 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to gruber
Well internet, just know that he's going to go outside and gloat and when he does that, I'll be locking him out of the house.8:55 PM Nov 4th from web
@Mike_FTW I'm a little insulted that you think I couldn't take him.8:50 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to Mike_FTW
Guess what you gloating asshole? You still have to take the trash out tonight.8:49 PM Nov 4th from web
I take it back. There are no limes involved. That is straight tequila.8:44 PM Nov 4th from web
@joymoody I won't. I think my blood pressure is up.8:41 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to joymoody
Seriously, I meant limes. He's mixing Palomas.8:38 PM Nov 4th from web
I MOTHERFUCKING DARE YOU TO GO TO BROAD STREET.8:35 PM Nov 4th from web
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CUTTING LIMES DIRECTLY ON MY COFFEE TABLE.8:31 PM Nov 4th from web
You know what? I have seen Regis Philbin up close and his hair ain't right.8:08 PM Nov 4th from web
@RiversCuomo I want, no, I NEED, a blue Weezer Snuggie and I can't get one.8:03 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to RiversCuomo
@Mike_FTW At this point, we can only hope he chokes on his own vomit.7:53 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to Mike_FTW
IF THE PHILLIES LOSE I AM EMPTYING THE DYSON CANISTER ON JOHN'S PILLOW.7:50 PM Nov 4th from web
@alexknowshtml I'm a lawyer. I could swing it.7:26 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to alexknowshtml