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just watched ep. 1 of amazing race and confirmed for myself that Ryan and I would be the worst contestants ever, but also the funniest!
1:23 PM Sep 29th
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RT @ Cool iPhone Apps: Sir Roly Poly
1:03 AM Sep 27th
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Catching up on six months of ignoring my budget, and I think I'm finally understanding why people typically budget in advance of spending.
11:30 PM Sep 14th
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Our church started Saturday night services last night, which means guilt free sleeping in every Sunday from here on out! (Tweeted from bed.)
10:37 AM Sep 13th
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Dear sister: I keep getting spam emails addressed to you. Sign up for contests with your own email address. Otherwise Spam war 2009 is on.
10:29 PM Sep 11th
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Hooray my friends' etsy store is finally up.
@ designed their logo.
10:33 PM Jul 30th
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@ Actually someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger is just someone under thirty! :)
6:04 PM Jul 24th
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in reply to SpectatorDad
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made a makeshift eyepatch out of a folded up paper towel and some tape, take that stabbing eyeball of death.
11:02 AM Jul 24th
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Extra Mediocre
10:22 AM Jul 22nd
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Three points to whoever tells me where I can procure one of those intriguing imagination movers burro mugs.
10:01 AM Jul 22nd
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File this under things I shouldn't love, but do:
10:34 PM Jul 21st
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My cut off jean shorts make it feel so much like summer, even though I have no intention of leaving my air conditioned house all day long!
1:50 PM Jul 17th
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I was trying very hard to maintain my anger, which is usually fleeting, but then he bought back my affections with bagels.
12:43 PM Jul 17th
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Putting things off makes your day fly by. I highly recommend it.
2:41 PM Jul 15th
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My son says, "Mom can I get a favor?" the favor is always to play scrabble on the xbox for him, that is the kind of favor I can get behind.
1:33 AM Jul 10th
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It turns out I love gimmicky music with lots of rhymes, sorry cultured artsy friends.
1:22 PM Jul 8th
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Convinced my son tonight that his winter hat was a fireworks hat, the snowflake design was a firework, the earflaps were to quiet the boom.
11:38 PM Jul 3rd
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@ Von Trapp style...so distant, with heavy handed discipline, and some reluctant but cheery singing thrown in the mix.
11:35 PM Jul 3rd
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Rode a terrifying carnival ferris wheel and kept wondering if the toothless man running the ride also assembled it. I love and fear carnies.
12:07 AM Jul 1st
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Just found out out our condo has lost $29,000 since it's last appraisal, but the last appraisal seemed too good to be true anyway.
5:29 PM Jun 27th
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- Name Amy Green
- Location Loveland, CO
- Web http://www.amygre...
- Bio Amy Green is funnier on stage than on Twitter. See for yourself at www.amygreencomedy.com
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