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  1. Coldplay is performing Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" right now. From a stage set up on the lawn. You can't deny that's pretty awesome.
  2. "I just totally lit my fire on finger!" -Sunny (@sunny_sf)
  3. Working the Coldplay show @ the Shoreline. They just played "Fix You". A song about spaying & neutering your pets.... or co-dependency.
  4. "I woke up w/ Nutella smeared on my inner thigh." "Ew! Wtf? That ain't Nutella, girl. That's doo-doo." "No, I tasted it. It was sweet!"
  5. Things in my car: naked man/woman suits, wig, maracas, tambourine, toy accordian, swim trunks, toilet paper, frisbee, radio/flashlight, kite
  6. Worst night ever. I'd feel so much better now if I had just went with my instinct & kicked that racist asshole in the balls. Fuck restraint.
  7. In one day, The Matches (@thematchesband) and Django James & the Midnight Squires (@midnightsquires) both announce that they're disbanding.
  8. "Sorry, I should've pulled that dead skunk out of my ass before getting in the car." -Sunny (@sunny_sf)
  9. Sunny (@sunny_sf): "Yes. I want a long, phallic chin fur thing on my chin."
  10. Me: "Rich & smart? Someone needs to marry that boy!" Margie (with a surprising quickness): "Not it!"
  11. We are all humans. With faults & insecurities. Remember to have compassion. For yourself. And for others.
  12. Whatever your opinion of the deceased may be, no need to talk shit while others are genuinely mourning. That's just rude.
  13. I just got defriended on facebook over a disagreement about Michael Jackson. Haha! Yeah!
  14. "If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself & then make a change" -Michael Jackson, Man In The Mirror
  15. Just woke myself up shouting, heart pounding. Dreamt I was fighting with Natty's ex-husband. Was ready to give him the beating he deserves.
  16. "Thanks for taking me out... And thank you for being my friend, even though I'm irresponsible with my vagina."
  17. @Nattyicicle Haha... yeah... and there's plenty more where that came from. I'm most repulsed by the poop play. But I guess you're used to it
  18. @Nattyicicle Hah! Oh please. How are any of those worse than what you've sent me? Which one in particular were you disturbed by?
  19. @RoLyTron Aaaaaahahahaha!!!
  20. Kubes: "Oh, a ham-mock!" Erin: "Ham-mock? You mean hammock!" Zen: "No. That's where I hang out and mock my ham." (@pdnf)