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amygeek

I just squeezed a lemon with no juice. That would be WAY funnier if it were a euphemism. about 1 hour ago via Microsoft
@GirltoMom made a decision to turn our will & our lives over to the care of Twitter? about 1 hour ago via MetroTwit in reply to GirltoMom
KimJongNumberUn We have no free range chickens in North Korea. Why should they get special privileges. about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by amygeek and 376 others
kelly_carlin RT @livewireradio: There should be a German word for when you typo ''typo.'' //schadenfont ?? 8:16 PM May 26th via Echofon Retweeted by amygeek and 5 others
Roxie the wonder schnoodle sez lie in the grass & wave your paws in the air like you just don't care. 12:31 PM May 26th via Microsoft
RT @johnderosa Overturnin' turtles was my specialty. <chicks really dig that. 10:03 AM May 26th via MetroTwit
RT @grrlplanet Horrible sex = RT@OMGFactsSex According to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men ejaculate within three minutes of penetration. 9:57 AM May 26th via MetroTwit
Girls. 9:12 AM May 26th via Microsoft
Desperately trying to make a fruit (& spinach!?!!) smoothie yummy. Or yummy-ish. 7:54 AM May 25th via MetroTwit
I asked woman on date to aquarium. She is burnt out on it from going with kids. I suggested non-kid thing...strip club. Haven't heard back. 8:53 AM May 24th via MetroTwit
Facebook stock considering checking into hospital to be treated for exhaustion. 8:48 AM May 24th via MetroTwit
@newyorksiddy website looks great, but writing link is not displaying for me (IE9). Tell your dev. 8:46 AM May 24th via MetroTwit
Damn you Beyonce ear worm! 7:55 AM May 24th via MetroTwit
Slinky on a treadmill: blog.amygeek.com/2012/05/slinky… 1:59 PM May 23rd via MetroTwit
@kellyoxford that's what you get for attacking someone who beats women. You should know better. Yay America! 11:03 AM May 21st via MetroTwit in reply to kellyoxford
fivethirtyeight There's been a dramatic zero-point shift in the polls since Obama came out for gay marriage. 10:24 AM May 21st via TweetDeck Retweeted by amygeek and 727 others
RT @BreakingNews Abdel Baset al-Megrahi, convicted of taking down Pan Am Flight 103 over the Scottish town of Lockerbie has died <finally 8:19 AM May 20th via MetroTwit
Do you think Zuckerberg told his girl he couldn't marry her till he had $20 billion & now he had to go through with it? 9:04 PM May 19th via Twitter for Windows Phone
@timdturtle no twitpics of your eyelashes yet... The twitterverse awaits. 9:02 PM May 19th via Twitter for Windows Phone in reply to timdturtle
"Forks over Knives". A little speechless. Looks like I'm going vegan again... 8:49 PM May 19th via Microsoft

Name amygeek
Location Bellevue, WA, USA
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Bio Fan of tech, sarcasm, leftist politics, travel, movies, books, theatre, pretty girls and shiny hair.