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amydpp

I renaming my dog's tail. Henceforth, it shall be known as the Fart Fan. about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
@horny_geek dude. I had ribs yesterday. Where were you? about 6 hours ago via web in reply to horny_geek
MlTTR0MNEY Only ONE wife??? #DescribeObamaInThreeWords about 13 hours ago via web Retweeted by amydpp and 152 others
@ChefAshbabe ugh. :( about 12 hours ago via web in reply to ChefAshbabe
And now I am in love with Janelle Monae. Off to iTunes! about 12 hours ago via web
@ChefAshbabe like the LAZINESS COMMENCE! about 12 hours ago via web in reply to ChefAshbabe
@mrs07c yes. Today is one of those days. :) about 12 hours ago via web in reply to mrs07c
Alright, which one of you bastards forgot to tell me that the lead singer of FUN was hot? Keeping secrets from me?! about 12 hours ago via web
Sunday. NOPE, not even getting dressed today. about 13 hours ago via web
From the archives....: Daily Rant bit.ly/am8vf0 #DailyRant about 20 hours ago via Tweet Old Post
So much I could say, so much I won't. So much more yet to go. 9:20 PM May 26th via web
filmsgeek Fuck Cancer. 9:17 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by amydpp
You totally did. Had to see you one more time before you left. RT @MrJoeSterne Totally had a @amydpp cameo (?) at #CYphotowalk12 8:54 PM May 26th via web
@ennuideluxe hahahaha, yeah, kicking foreigners is a pastime of ours. That and shooting them. 8:17 PM May 26th via web in reply to ennuideluxe
@geekgirlinky I remember how hot it gets in Kentucky, I totally understand. 8:16 PM May 26th via web in reply to geekgirlinky
@geekgirlinky I CAN'T!!! I want to see how long it can get. Let's see if I make it through July. 8:05 PM May 26th via web in reply to geekgirlinky
Had a beer downtown with a friend and all I could think was MY NECK IS SO HOT!! Remember: Longer hair requires emergency scrunchies. 8:04 PM May 26th via web
76 things banned in Leviticus, you know, if you are using that as the basis for your homophobic behavior. bit.ly/KjLfRE 8:02 PM May 26th via web
Sometimes I watch people flounder in the hole they dug, and I smile softly. 7:59 PM May 26th via web
It is Memorial Day again, where we honor our nation's military.The sex my ex got from me for 12 yrs was honor enough.I've made my sacrifice. 7:44 PM May 26th via web

Name Amy D Phillips
Location Abingdon, MD
Web http://amydphilli...
Bio Queen Of Inappropriate, Princess of Randomness, and the Duchess of the Non-Sequitur. Owner of #sixthings.