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Keep you doped with religion, sex and TV. And you think you're so clever and classless and free. But you're still fucking peasants as fa ...5:31 AM Jul 1stfrom txt
No withdrawal symptoms. My head is clear. I'm getting stuff done. This is awesome. Perhaps a celebratory relapse is in order?9:48 AM Jun 4thfrom TwitterFox
Just lost £121 protecting a stranger from getting into trouble at work. Nobody even cares. Moral of story: Be selfish, not kind.5:07 AM Apr 16thfrom web
Sonic just brought home an incredibly large dead rat. He looks very pleased with himself whilst I sadly contemplate the fragility of life.6:09 AM Apr 3rdfrom TwitterFox
Watching a man beat up his own rucksack outside Harrods.2:48 AM Mar 23rdfrom txt
Thought someone was following me but it was just my shadow all along.1:28 PM Mar 20thfrom txt