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  1. Running late to meet @copyslut. My hair looks alarmingly like Russell Brand's.
  2. RT @frangilbert Very cool idea: http://www.eternalmoonwalk....
  3. An Ode to the Fiddlers http://bit.ly/GnHEE
  4. Keep you doped with religion, sex and TV. And you think you're so clever and classless and free. But you're still fucking peasants as fa ...
  5. @ashbrowning I'm outside Van Morrison's house!
  6. Show support for democracy in Iran add green ribbon to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
  7. My TV is broken. My internet is down. Must... stay... calm...
  8. Tumbleweed blows across my life.
  9. No withdrawal symptoms. My head is clear. I'm getting stuff done. This is awesome. Perhaps a celebratory relapse is in order?
  10. At the polling station, like a real grown-up.
  11. Fresh start.
  12. Until I find a purpose in life I will not do any exercise.
  13. Please stop rapping - I am trying to sleep.
  14. The only way into this satsuma is with a letter opener.
  15. Played Pandemic 2 the other day, then "Swine Flu" suddenly emerged. I wonder if I'm responsible.
  16. Much Dutch fun in Trafalgar Square.
  17. Just lost £121 protecting a stranger from getting into trouble at work. Nobody even cares. Moral of story: Be selfish, not kind.
  18. Sonic just brought home an incredibly large dead rat. He looks very pleased with himself whilst I sadly contemplate the fragility of life.
  19. Watching a man beat up his own rucksack outside Harrods.
  20. Thought someone was following me but it was just my shadow all along.