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  1. That's alot of that to put in just one box! http://twurl.nl/duxott
  2. If Christina Aguilera got knocked up by the movie "The Fifth Element", the baby would look like Lady Gaga.
  3. Broken Social Scene #bandnamethatbestdescribestheweek
  4. @MBryanCrain Wow, dude...thank you! I'm going to leave around Jan. 2nd, get there around the 3rd. Shouldn't take long to swim there, right?
  5. I'm in advertising! #todaysreasontodrink
  6. @bogusky Not exactly sure what any of those are, but that first one sounds delicious!
  7. This guy's voice is amazing!!! And even better, I believe he's the love child of Susan Boyle and the Houston Oilers! http://twurl.nl/cfvoi1
  8. Moving to London!
  9. "I'm gonna shoot this all over the place with my twitter!" - said by my buddy sitting at the desk next to me. Ewww, dude!
  10. Are cheerios really just bagel seeds?
  11. My larger than average hubris can sometimes be a burden.
  12. This is RIDICULOUS! http://twurl.nl/030tcj Politicians need only make whatever the national average is...PERIOD!
  13. With the exception of Olive Garden, these are all my favorite places! Yeah! http://twurl.nl/kxak0g
  14. Best thing on the internet right now! http://twitter.com/big_ben_...
  15. If they can make an app to translate baby cries ( http://twurl.nl/ilcv70 ) why can't they make one to translate what women are saying?
  16. Tried to start a new twitter account, "Famous Last Tweets". Twitter says it was already taken, but can't find it! Hmmm, shady stuff Twitter!
  17. 'Famous Last Tweet' of the Day: Jesus - "BRB"
  18. The little pirates are entertaining, but the best thing about this: The Captain Morgan 40 pack concept..awesome! http://twurl.nl/ik3lx6
  19. In my lifetime as a copywriter, I can only pray I'll be able to write something half as good as this ransom note!! http://twurl.nl/u2qk05
  20. I think Ted Ginn's career is over...the Dolphins don't want to pass it to him, now no teams will kick it to him.