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  1. Note to self: You get paid to dick around on the internet all day, largely unsupervised. Lonely, sure, but it could suck a whole lot worse.
  2. @TheOfficeTroll ...learning how to weave chainmail is on my life's to-do list, by the way. :)
  3. @TheOfficeTroll a plush doll of a Warcraft character; a yarn-hook-rug pillow; a painting; handmade Christmas cards.
  4. Searching for local twitter folks for work. First result: "I ejaculate apple juice." Thanks a lot, man. Thanks for comin' out. /golfclap
  5. @TheOfficeTroll Classy. I'm not quite domestic enough to create anything edible that's worthy of giving to another human being, though.
  6. @mulldacity the tetris themes , maybe?
  7. I've got less than $1,500 left to pay on my car. Which is rad, because that's about how much it's worth.
  8. @Warcraft Beating down Onyxia's minions with Bolvar Fordragon... and then showing him her head. 'Yeah, I got her, boss. Windsor's avenged.'
  9. Contents of my pockets: wallet, keys, stamps, checkbook, car loan payment slip, plastic green lantern ring. This is my adult life.
  10. ...this will also serve as a good stress test to see how capable I am at potentially filling commissions and stocking an etsy store.
  11. Operation Inexpensive Crafted Xmas Gifts is GO. Assuming I have the willpower to get shit done I think I might be able to pull this one out.
  12. Whenever I use one of those customer service chatroom deals I always want to give the sales rep a Turing test.
  13. On a related note: wow, Dalaran is so much more pleasant when you see it in 60 fps
  14. Swapped out ram sticks on my lappy for the first time. I feel so fucking leet.
  15. Displaying the master sword and the baseball bat next to each other. It feels right.
  16. RT @russpitts: The best article I've ever read about "Twilight" in particular and genre fiction in general - http://bit.ly/4X8Tpr
  17. Listening to the Assassin's Creed 2 soundtrack. Oh god, someone buy me this fucking game
  18. FUCK yes. 300 more levels released for Pathpix, up to extreme difficulty. Consider yourself bought, little app.
  19. @aegies The sad thing is, I want that statue and I don't even have a PS3 to play the game with yet.
  20. "Stop overthinking and just do it." For me, that's like putting the final boss in the tutorial level.