ampersands1
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Houston Airport, my old nemesis. I see you are still without chocolate covered raisins. I will not forget this egregious slight.
about 8 hours ago
from txt
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Children like the window, adults prefer the aisle, but the middle is almost universally the bitch seat.
about 14 hours ago
from txt
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A vegetarian goes to New Orleans. Hilarity ensues. "Yes, but is there any Cajun food without meat?" "...Without ...meat? We have fish!"
about 15 hours ago
from Brizzly
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@ Food, Inc.? I cannot look at eggs without grimacing.
7:45 PM Dec 26th
from web
in reply to JephKelley
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Getting on a plane tomorrow. I'm guessing a burka is out of the question. I'll have to design a whole new ensemble.
7:42 PM Dec 26th
from web
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Signing cards 'Sincerely' is the perfect sarcastic sign-off.
3:03 PM Dec 26th
from web
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The thought that counts is much more offensive if someone thinks you need a toothbrush.
1:26 PM Dec 26th
from web
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I judge the age of man by fascination with fire. Children are pyros. Adults are about warmth. And seniors are nostalgic about Prometheus.
7:41 PM Dec 25th
from txt
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Some become dermatologists for the fame factor. Some for the obscene salary. And some just like picking around pus-ridden faces.
5:28 PM Dec 25th
from txt
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Christmas is that special time of year where Santa brings all the mischievous children flammable presents. Way to go, fat man.
8:56 PM Dec 24th
from web
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@ I can feel an angel sliding up to me.
5:06 PM Dec 24th
from web
in reply to CourtneyReimer
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Is eggnog a legal sedative? Or just a sleep aid? I'm asking for my sanity.
1:51 PM Dec 24th
from web
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@ What? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my matches carelessly striking against my tree.
4:38 PM Dec 21st
from web
in reply to djhein70
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Is there anything more sad than a middle-age woman trying to speak her feeble Spanish to the disbelieving employees of a food establishment?
2:53 PM Dec 21st
from txt
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We've replaced this girl's artfully draped scarf with a live boa constrictor. Let's see what happens.
10:38 AM Dec 21st
from web
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Christmas in California is kind of like Saint Patrick's Day in England. IT'S NOT REAL AND YOU DON'T DESERVE IT FOR CANNIBALIZING OUR LAND.
10:13 AM Dec 20th
from web
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My brainstorm is dark and rainy and I think some important neighborhoods are getting flooded up there.
10:14 AM Dec 18th
from txt
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@ "...it's a bad sign when you have a special word for that." I like him.
3:56 PM Dec 15th
from web
in reply to gabrielroth
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There is no 'Web 2.0'. There is only the web, and people who do not understand it.
9:05 AM Dec 15th
from txt
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@ Book talent...in the bedroom?
6:58 PM Dec 14th
from web
in reply to plaid_lemur
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- Name Quinn Walker
- Location Northern California
- Web http://ampersands...
- Bio Californian girl who loves long books, Darwinian evolution, and extremely fresh fruit.
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