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  1. Really? $51 admission per person to Sesame Place?
  2. Parenting Mistake #447: 3 year old boy wearing white shirt in same zip code as "squeezable" grape jelly.
  3. Crippling vacuum related injury! Argh! $#%@!
  4. Out past bedtime. Boy does not care. Boy gets up with the sun. Damn you piper.
  5. Headed 2 HS theatre troup reunion. Hope all are still as nerdy-awkward-goofy as me. Also that my boobs aren't the saggiest in the room.
  6. Scones in the park after family bike ride to the pastry shop. Now that's a morning.
  7. Waiting for "Cesar Milan, Office Whisperer". "Fisht!"
  8. @bibliaupair Buffalo Trace
  9. It wooooorked! Itworkeditworkeditworked. Tomorrow it probably won't work but today it worked! God bless chocolate jimmies.
  10. Getting desperate. About to make carrot sticks dipped in peanut butter and sprinkles.
  11. Trying so hard not to do it better my damn self.
  12. Mildly panicked over today's to-do list. May break out the emergency m&m's.
  13. Passive-aggressive break time!
  14. Petting zoo at preschool today!
  15. Just passed 2 women wearing almost identical palmtree print dress. One rocked it but the other had killer shoes.
  16. Kvetch, moan, complain.
  17. Eating the potato salad my fab in-laws left for us over the weekend. Thank you!
  18. 8 hours in the car and all G asks is to go get his dog back.
  19. So it's raining on 95. Smidge.
  20. Had the perfect vantage point for fireworks tonight http://twitpic.com/9cay8.