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  1. @zdarsky Being built for *stealth* means never having to say you're sorry.1:04 PM Jul 17th from twhirl in reply to zdarsky
  2. @zdarsky If I say yes, he may kill me. If I say no, I may be lying.6:16 PM Jul 16th from twhirl in reply to zdarsky
  3. @zdarsky Oh! No, no no bad plan. "Whisky" isn't a euphemism where @warrenellis comes from -- you'll just get fucked UP.6:10 PM Jul 16th from twhirl in reply to zdarsky
  4. @kellysue Hahah oh I'm sorry -- is that my fault...?10:22 AM Jul 16th from twhirl in reply to kellysue
  5. @cascio I would love to see a *repurposeable* packaging report. How many people buy Altoids for the tin first and the taste second?11:00 AM Jul 13th from twhirl in reply to cascio
  6. @cascio of course the funny part of that is that it was *you* that first brought the word to my attention, years ago...2:42 PM Jul 10th from twhirl in reply to cascio
  7. @Emmavieceli hello, auntie!5:41 AM Jul 10th from twhirl in reply to Emmavieceli
  8. @Theremina but if more of the public transportation was underground, all the techshit that's the REAL measure of worth wouldn't work...12:50 PM Jul 9th from twhirl in reply to Theremina
  9. @jessnevins You will now ALWAYS be "OCD ReBooWri" to me. Say it: "ReBooWri"3:29 PM Jul 6th from twhirl in reply to jessnevins
  10. @delanalee swaaaaaaaaaank.2:33 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl in reply to delanalee
  11. @sispurrier I don't know if I believe you can grow a goatee. Did you snip your pigtails and glue them on your chin and lip? Truth, now...7:43 AM Jul 3rd from twhirl in reply to sispurrier
  12. @jessnevins 30m downwind or up? 'Cause that's close enough to smell the bbq...4:20 PM Jul 2nd from twhirl in reply to jessnevins
  13. @warrenellis I know, I just ruin everything for you, don't I?3:41 PM Jul 1st from twhirl in reply to warrenellis
  14. @warrenellis I'll buy you one if you lemme photograph you riding it with that goofy grin. And show the picture to other people.3:28 PM Jul 1st from twhirl in reply to warrenellis
  15. @shi hoist by your own wetards?12:12 PM Jul 1st from twhirl in reply to shi
  16. @cascio Welcome home!10:49 AM Jun 28th from twhirl in reply to cascio
  17. @rstevens it's always snowing tomorrow _somewhere_.6:58 AM Jun 28th from twhirl in reply to rstevens
  18. @Emmavieceli See? You should've gone with the plane.3:07 AM Jun 27th from twhirl in reply to Emmavieceli
  19. @brubaker They're green... like zombies. Thriller solidarity in mourning for Jackson.12:09 PM Jun 26th from twhirl in reply to brubaker
  20. @rstevens HOLY CRAP that's amazing!8:49 PM Jun 25th from twhirl in reply to rstevens