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amonrad

So now, I wonder if when I pop the collar of my corduroy jacket, I look as desperate to remain hip as she did. I don't think so, but ... 7:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
I had an English teacher who popped the collar of her silk royal blue shirt and fastened it with a brooch in the early 90's. 7:19 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@bmkrol I can't do it, sir! The masses have chosen baseball! So sorry! Break a leg! 6:47 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bmkrol
@bmkrol is there a cover? How blue will it be? I'm with a group and might invite others depending ;) 9:52 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bmkrol
@bmkrol that's neato! I'm at le Meriden on battery & clay. What time? I'll see what I can do! 10:44 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bmkrol
@bmkrol I will be here tomorrow night. I'm in the financial district. Where are you playing? 10:08 PM May 14th via web in reply to bmkrol
The view from my hotel room in San Fran. Too bad I leave so soon! twitter.com/amonrad/status… 8:02 PM May 14th via Camera on iOS
Favorite part of moving? Noticing that there isn't much left in the Hendricks bottle; I really should just drink it instead of pack it. 5:34 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
Apple fritters are so good they are like the tears of baby jesus. deep fried. and with apples. 6:20 PM Apr 10th via web
@AliciaSutton I do I do I do I do I do! Oh... wait... 6:17 PM Apr 10th via web in reply to AliciaSutton
my lightsaber arm is tired. 10:48 PM Apr 4th via web
Of course I pre-ordered and just picked up Star Wars Kinect. Of course. 6:15 PM Apr 3rd via web
Mr. Loud Car: Is there a place you can hang out with other loud cars? I just want you to feel as loved as you obviously think you should be. 10:38 PM Apr 1st via web
Dinner of champions = bacon & eggs & a dirty martini. 6:37 PM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone
@jerees oh! I meant work on both accounts. Where in California will you be? 2:37 PM Mar 30th via web
sometimes, i realize my beloved accappella music is two steps from a weird al arrangement and it reminds me to not take myself too seriously 2:31 PM Mar 30th via web
@jerees I'll give you two guesses. If you guess "work" as one of them, you would be right. :) 4:50 PM Mar 23rd via web in reply to jerees
@emersunn I did think of you upon tweeting. 3:54 PM Mar 23rd via web in reply to emersunn
swear to god I just saw a commercial for a colonoscopy sweepstakes. the celebrity spokesman was ozzy osbourne. i think I'm hallucinating. 3:46 PM Mar 23rd via web
Making an effort to take back my life. I begin by dicking around on Friday morning. As any normal human should. 7:21 AM Mar 23rd via web