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  1. @zen_devil_duck Eh, the usual crap really. Probably uninteresting or exciting to anyone but the fam.
  2. My parents will be here within the hour for pre-Thanksgiving activity. Guess its time to start drinking.
  3. Just testing the wine I will be serving on Thanksgiving. Nothing to see here.
  4. Family drama. It's what's for (Thanksgiving) dinner.
  5. First a waffle shortage, then pumpkin pie shortage. Oh, universe...you toy with us! http://bit.ly/1uunjZ
  6. The fact that I'm wringing hands over my outfit for a casual business lunch shows how infrequently I get out of the house.
  7. In other news, I can't remember what day I'm on in wearing this black turtleneck. And that ain't good.
  8. The creative agency I work for referred it itself as "Jerry McGuire" on Facebook. I didn't realize Jerry took back vacation and bonus pay.
  9. My 16-month old son is way to young to be acting like a temperamental teenage girl. Look, kid, Kevin Jonas is getting married. Deal with it.
  10. I wish my husband would get a twitter account just so he could follow @fakeapstylebook
  11. I actually agree with Sarah Palin's criticism of the recent Newsweek cover. Cue the four horsemen.
  12. Currently eating a pomegranate Tootsie Roll pop. And thinking that we've officially taken this pomegranate obsession too far.
  13. Note to self: Don't download a fart app unless you want your son telling everyone he meets that you downloaded a fart app.
  14. I am in love with these shoes. Probably would fall on my @ss in them, but I don't care. http://bit.ly/UMTcJ
  15. @Sundry There are three words my husband has been barred from uttering, uh, EVER. "Where are my..."
  16. I can do this. I have to start somewhere.
  17. The downside to contracting work is there is never an opportunity to take a day off, no matter how bad you may need it. No work = no pay.
  18. My preschooler has started asking about death, which we were not prepared for. My husband wrote a column about it: http://bit.ly/3GI6U5
  19. Purchased an antique bookcase at an estate sale. Bad news is they can't figure out how to get it out of the house #auctionfail
  20. @boylerpf LOVE this!