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  1. The UFC Expo was bananas. Kind of. I just wanted to say bananas.
  2. I need new songs for my ipod. I can only listen to Journey like twice a month... tops.
  3. "Land of the Lost" was funny. l give it two snaps up.
  4. Today I got stung by a scorpion... Who does that even happen to? fml
  5. You can tell I'm back in the USA because I'm twittering again.
  6. I am in a video game. Take that Mario, you cocky bastard.
  7. I love flying. Also I love having the middle seat.
  8. So I watched that movie "The Wrestler" the other day. I saw my future.
  9. Priyanka, thank you for inspiring us in facing your illness with such bravery and continuing to excell!
  10. White laundry + bleach + one yellow handwrap= yellow laundry. Only funny if you're not me.
  11. This week's crush... Rashida Jones.
  12. Waking up early is not the bee's knees.
  13. So the Crock Pot was cool. Now I feel like I should get a rice cooker.
  14. It is not okay to be naked in public. Weird guys in the locker room.... I think you know who you are.
  15. I just got a crock-pot. I feel like I'm a little more excited about it than I should be.
  16. "Everyone knows Hoverboards don't work on water."
  17. I just Twittered a little bit.
  18. Watch "Totally Awesome" then look me in the eye and tell me you'r not a Tracy Morgan fan.
  19. I think Valentine's day is the only holiday I feel geniune fear not to get right.
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