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  1. @aprintaday i want your background as real wallpaper. it would be so freaking cute in my daughter's playroom! 7:18 AM Sep 29th from web
  2. I could listen to Chicken Payback by The Bees on repeat all day. 12:16 PM Sep 24th from web
  3. Feeling much better today. Ahhh sleep. 8:58 AM Sep 6th from web
  4. twice today i gave someone my email address and they actually tried to figure out how to type a superscript 2 to make emc squared. 5:42 PM Aug 26th from web
  5. Is it really a compliment when someone tells you that you are hot as shit? 10:20 AM Aug 19th from web
  6. You should see the dirty looks I get when DRIVING THE SPEED LIMIT. 11:42 AM Aug 17th from TwitterBerry
  7. listening to "Modest Mouse - King Rat" ♫ http://blip.fm/~bq6zv 6:45 PM Aug 14th from Blip.fm
  8. Raspberry smoothie, awesome vintage skirts, and guys named bubba. It was a good day in shepherdstown. 3:23 PM Aug 9th from TwitterBerry
  9. I have this strange urge to wear my clothes backwards. Must stop listening to the 90's channel on XM. 3:29 PM Aug 5th from TwitterBerry
  10. My mom wants to rondevous at the adult bookstore. I have the best mom in the world! 2:49 PM Aug 5th from TwitterBerry
  11. amazing live show. ♫ http://blip.fm/~an9ih 1:18 PM Jul 26th from Blip.fm
  12. listening to "Woods - gypsy hand" ♫ http://blip.fm/~an96b 1:12 PM Jul 26th from Blip.fm
  13. I think this may be my new daily routine RT @johncmayer Todays workout: 3 sets of seated e-mail checks, 3 sets of reverse incline texting. 5:02 PM Jul 24th from web
  14. The latest spamly wisdom: "Your Banana Will Raise!" 4:58 PM Jul 24th from web
  15. Completely confused Peyton at the grocery store. She thinks we are having cheesy hot dog and strawberry noodles with raspberries on top. Yum 12:05 PM Jul 24th from TwitterBerry
  16. Wondering if the truck next to me called "Covenant Transportation" is full of nuns... That would be awesome. 9:27 PM Jul 21st from TwitterBerry
  17. Just met a guy named Taco. He owns a mexican restaurant. Win! 1:06 PM Jul 20th from TwitterBerry
  18. Yard sale! Yard sale! 6:41 AM Jul 18th from TwitterBerry
  19. I really want to keep reading but my eyelids say enough is enough! Time to make the z's. 10:55 PM Jul 17th from TwitterBerry
  20. Even the sunset wears this seasons hottest colors. 5:29 PM Jul 16th from TwitterBerry