americanheresy
- OH NO THEY DID NOT: The Fetus Interview: http://freebristolpalin.com...6:12 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
- OMG, hilarious: everyone follow @freebristol2:37 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from web
- This is the first real earthquake I've felt when I've been home. It scared the shit out of the cat. Aren't cats s'posed to predict these?9:21 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from web
- @wendy_mc Your malignant unsolicited submissions tweet CRACKED MY SHIT UP.9:08 AM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to wendy_mc
- oh fuck you know it's bad when the hangover starts before you go to sleep, not after. I'm too old for this shit, apparently.1:06 AM Aug 23rd, 2008 from web
- @alexthegirl That's the problem with faking accents. Sometimes people don't get the Faux-ropean and instead just think you're an asshole.3:29 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from web in reply to alexthegirl
- And what if that person was that kid who was as stupid as you can be without actually having a disability so you feel kinda sorry for him?5:48 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from web
- If someone you haven't spoken to in 18 years friends you on facebook, how rude is it to keep ignoring them?5:46 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from web
- Just got an email back from an old beloved professor = HOPE.2:22 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from web
- Attempting to write 100 pages in one day. 15 down. I already feel kind of sick.9:46 AM Aug 13th, 2008 from web
- Just heard on COPS: Cop: "Are you a transient?" Guy: "No I'm not a transient, I'm an American."8:48 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from web
- Holy fucking shit! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a blog? How did I not know this? Does anyone else feel totes unprepared for the digital present?11:59 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from web
- @RulerofDemons LOLs, fucking LOLs!7:28 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from web in reply to RulerofDemons
- Dear followers (ha): You MUST start following @almightygod and @RulerofDemons. It's a showcase showdown, and completely awesome.3:29 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from web
- I thought this box of crackers said it had "prehistoric fiber." Imagine my disappointment when I discovered just some mundane hippy shit.11:18 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from web
- Chinatown + shrooms = either completely mindblowing, or the worst nightmare ever. Hypothesis remains untested.5:39 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from web
- woke up this morning to the sound of the cat exploding out of both ends11:52 AM Aug 3rd, 2008 from web
- @alexthegirl Boo fucking hoo.6:20 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from web in reply to alexthegirl
- Getting work! And more work! Life may go on after all!5:39 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
- Thinking about rowing the inflatable raft on the city lake. Anyone know the boating laws on Lake Merritt?9:39 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
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