Get short, timely messages from Kevin Connery.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @americanalchemy.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow americanalchemy to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

americanalchemy

  1. I've been wearing my shirt inside out for the last hour. How did I not notice that? #oneofthosemornings
  2. Peach, coconut and lime daiquiri out of a mug. Because I'm classy. twitpic.com/9nuydq
  3. @rainnwilson The idea of Chandler talking to Dwight about hockey is oddly unsettling.
  4. Awkward situations are awkward.
  5. What a beautiful day. To bad I have to go to work now.
  6. I would like a cup of coffee.
  7. I'm curled up on my bed listening to the rain and reading. #perfectmorning twitpic.com/9lp5jn
  8. Why do parents feel the need to email jokes, pictures, and funny videos to each other. Just get facebook.
  9. I want a shirt that reads "Abshire and Quidditch". Because it's like abocrombie and fitch, only infinitely cooler.
  10. Justine Timberlake is launch a line of home furnishings. It's called "Home Mint". #randomfact
  11. Why not? #kickinitoldschool twitpic.com/9l2pyq
  12. Tasty Mother's Day dinner! twitpic.com/9kt0ph
  13. Unless your mother is awful, in which case say "I'm leaving, and I'm taking al the avocados with me!".
  14. Happy Mother's Day! Are any of you mums? Whether you are a mum or not everyone has a mother, so go hug her and say thanks and I love you.
  15. Next level Matcha Latte. #tea twitpic.com/9kcc09
  16. Yuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm... Fries. :)
  17. I feel like a plate of fries and a bottle of wine. I'm really, really craving that right now.
  18. I'm bored... I've started making stuff. twitpic.com/9jko10
  19. I'm going to watch Buffy all day. For the rest of my life. #thuglife