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  1. Did...did Ole Miss just win? OH MY GOD OLE MISS WON! 4:13 PM Nov 21st from web
  2. I'm going to boycott Facebook until all the "NEW MOON WAS AWESOME!!!1!!!!!11!" updates fade away, because...barf. 7:08 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. So...anybody wanna call Jason Segel? http://www.youtube.com/watc... 11:59 AM Nov 19th from web
  4. Psst--@fuggirls it's Matthew Morrison, not Mark Morrison. 10:41 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. I keep thinking about all these errands I need to run. And I'd take care of them right now, except, that's right--I don't have a car. Balls. 9:36 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. Last night's dream: ANTM led to zombie apocalypse, and that long-haired guy from Criminal Minds got eaten. So...be careful today CM guy. 5:00 AM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  7. @brookingviolet I suppose the real question is why the hell are you camping in the first place? 7:16 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to brookingviolet
  8. Twittering while camping sort of defeats the purpose of camping, doesn't it, @brookingviolet? 6:46 PM Nov 14th from web
  9. Bunch of Tennessee people at the Olive Garden. Would it be rude to start a Hotty Toddy? 3:08 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
  10. @teacherk Pretty please bring it for Thanksgiving. I just wanna see it once. 7:19 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to teacherk
  11. @teacherk Please please please tell me there is video of this. I need blackma....uh, proof. 5:26 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to teacherk
  12. Sound advice from @neilhimself: Anything that goes wrong today is not your fault and can be blamed on the calendar. Avoid Camp Crystal Lake. 7:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  13. All better now. Caramel Latte saves the day. 8:11 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. It's the most ridiculous little thing, but I'm so angry right now I'm halfway to quitting. BE LESS STUPID, THURSDAY, GOSH. 7:09 AM Nov 12th from web
  15. I'm not crying. It's just been raining...on my face. http://www.mentalfloss.com/... via @fuggirls 3:56 PM Nov 11th from web
  16. I tried going without coffee for two weeks. It didn't go well. 7:08 AM Nov 11th from web
  17. @brookingviolet Say wha? Muddin's a sport?! What's the goal--see who's truck gets the dirtiest? I wanna win that Olympic gold medal. 5:04 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to brookingviolet
  18. I believe the term you're looking for is "muddin'" RT @brookingviolet There's actually a news report on right now about MUD-RIDING. My god. 4:48 PM Nov 10th from web
  19. Pick up the phone, Bangkok Thai; I want some Pad Thai. I know you're open. It says so on the internet, and the internet is never wrong. 3:48 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. Most random text ever? No. But it is good reason to skip staff mtg: "My legs got cut off by a chainsaw come get me. Check your voicemail." 9:37 AM Nov 9th from web