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  1. Did...did Ole Miss just win? OH MY GOD OLE MISS WON!
  2. I'm going to boycott Facebook until all the "NEW MOON WAS AWESOME!!!1!!!!!11!" updates fade away, because...barf.
  3. So...anybody wanna call Jason Segel? http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  4. Psst--@fuggirls it's Matthew Morrison, not Mark Morrison.
  5. I keep thinking about all these errands I need to run. And I'd take care of them right now, except, that's right--I don't have a car. Balls.
  6. Last night's dream: ANTM led to zombie apocalypse, and that long-haired guy from Criminal Minds got eaten. So...be careful today CM guy.
  7. @brookingviolet I suppose the real question is why the hell are you camping in the first place?
  8. Twittering while camping sort of defeats the purpose of camping, doesn't it, @brookingviolet?
  9. Bunch of Tennessee people at the Olive Garden. Would it be rude to start a Hotty Toddy?
  10. @teacherk Pretty please bring it for Thanksgiving. I just wanna see it once.
  11. @teacherk Please please please tell me there is video of this. I need blackma....uh, proof.
  12. Sound advice from @neilhimself: Anything that goes wrong today is not your fault and can be blamed on the calendar. Avoid Camp Crystal Lake.
  13. All better now. Caramel Latte saves the day.
  14. It's the most ridiculous little thing, but I'm so angry right now I'm halfway to quitting. BE LESS STUPID, THURSDAY, GOSH.
  15. I'm not crying. It's just been raining...on my face. http://www.mentalfloss.com/... via @fuggirls
  16. I tried going without coffee for two weeks. It didn't go well.
  17. @brookingviolet Say wha? Muddin's a sport?! What's the goal--see who's truck gets the dirtiest? I wanna win that Olympic gold medal.
  18. I believe the term you're looking for is "muddin'" RT @brookingviolet There's actually a news report on right now about MUD-RIDING. My god.
  19. Pick up the phone, Bangkok Thai; I want some Pad Thai. I know you're open. It says so on the internet, and the internet is never wrong.
  20. Most random text ever? No. But it is good reason to skip staff mtg: "My legs got cut off by a chainsaw come get me. Check your voicemail."