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AmeliaTyler

  1. @emmacaulfield Hell yes! I tell my nephews the surgery scar on my shoulder is because I'm a cyborg and the arm turns into a bazooka.
  2. House en-coolening attempts... fail. It's no good, I'm going to have to flood the lounge and turn it into a pool.
  3. @BloodBoneChina Actual miniature beard or soul patch? If it's the former then I'm DEEPLY intrigued.
  4. @BloodBoneChina Hard to explain - it's kind of like palm-reading. Different beards, different personalities. Like women and fingernails.
  5. I have just become aware that I tend to judge men based on their beards. I have yet to be proved wrong...
  6. @BloodBoneChina Heheh... yeeeah. I tend to be undead a fair bit. Good thing I'm a night owl, really!
  7. @BloodBoneChina Oh. Dear. Lord. How?! Where?! NEED.
  8. @BloodBoneChina Waaay ahead of you. Watched the series when it first came out and loved it. More, please! :)
  9. @redshirtjamie IMPOSTERS! Amerial will be crimson with rage.
  10. Sooo... which webseries should I watch? I'm still laid up getting over food poisoning and I've over-Skyrimmed. Recommendations?
  11. @SimonBurbage @PinewoodStudios The mere sight of the underwater stage nearly made me do an excitement wee. It should be sponsored by Tena.
  12. @legendofneil Hmm, yes... It seems as if the first two Ws in www. offend them somehow. How very retro. G'luck getting the DVDs out!
  13. @lizzie_fitz You're on Twitter?! Whaaaaa...! Whuuuurrr...? Baahhhh...? Eeeee?! :) x
  14. Why oh why say you're 'distributing' a webseries, then block non-US countries? Boo! Boo! Shame on you, @ComedyCentral! Poor @legendofneil :(
  15. @MonkeyCheeks That's the great thing about ants - they don't give a shit if you're ill or not. Uncaring swine!
  16. Ahh, Eden HD... you make being ill sooo much easier to deal with. Macro ant shenanigans and high altitude experiments? YES.
  17. @itsbairdy The honeymoon's definitely going to be... memorable... ;)
  18. @RattyBurvil @mrratwill Holy crap! What's that on his face?! And what on earth is the pen for?! Disturbed.
  19. @itsbairdy @sayerhamilton Sounds like VoxNosh is definitely to blame - I've been ill for the past 48 (didn't have booze or brekkie). Hmm...
  20. Oh, Snake Plissken... you're just so... brooding... *melts*