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ameliafsimmons

  1. Ten mins in Orpington and I've seen some huge sideburns, a female taxi driver in full length dress and heels, a man in 1 boot & 1 trainer.
  2. Watching women's bottoms in white trousers is entertaining.
  3. The woman on the train in front of me has the worst cold EVER. Seriously. All you other cold viruses are just imitating.
  4. Good work to the old lady who just walked down the middle of a very shaky train saying 'it's just like being drunk, this'. Hats off to you.
  5. Just been reminded of last Eurovision, when @Nannasworld @indiaemartin and I took photos of each other making us look obese. Happy times.
  6. @CallumOrr Don't ask why, but it entertained us a lot. Might do some of those and post them.
  7. @CallumOrr Break free from the chains! My friend Nanna and I got obsessed with taking photos from angles that made us look obese. >
  8. @CallumOrr This is why I rarely put photos of myself on. Tempted to take the least flattering photo EVER and pop it on there.
  9. Man on the train just burped really loudly. I've got the giggles. What do I do?!! #EtiquetteMinefield
  10. Wow, stressful morning and a half.
  11. Planning weekend outfits :) ow.ly/i/EnY5
  12. Snow leopard hot pants are OUT.
  13. Toby Stephens is wearing a Barbour in this episode of Lewis. I think I may be pregnant just from looking at him.
  14. Wow. Anyone else catch the subtle homage to @AdamRealBuxton on ITV's 'Lewis' last night? ow.ly/i/EjhR
  15. @wuthering_alice But not enough for me to resub. How are you finding the Sudo?
  16. @wuthering_alice I actually cancelled pre-emptively. Some boxes had Collection 2000 in! Got mine today, it was actually rather good >
  17. Glossybox just turned up. So pleased I cancelled pre-emptively.
  18. @jphastings AMAZING. You should go as Carlton. Find a sweater vest and carry a tennis racket - or your badminton racket.
  19. Starting the day by working out to Fresh Prince & Jazzy Jeff. BOOM! (Shake shake shake the room)