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You take Visa? #threewordsaftersexabout 1 hour ago from web
@seriousfunmpls I'm coming, I'm coming, keep your pants on. (For now.)about 3 hours ago from txt
@seriousfunmpls That really cheapens the personal request.about 3 hours ago from txt
"Nothing would make me happier than to see your ass back." - Ben Hovorka ÄTHANK YOU.Ñabout 15 hours ago from txt
The bachelorette party just left Legend's. It's safe now.about 16 hours ago from txt
"Deodorant? Nah. I'm not in the business of attracting men right now."about 16 hours ago from txt
@seriousfunmpls Especially white Midwestern boys. They need all the help they can get.about 16 hours ago from txt
Schoolin' Ben Hovorka on Calle 13. These are things a boy should know.about 17 hours ago from txt
Like a dating scavenger hunt! I wish I had a prize for you. RT @acbruhaha @amck I found a furry on OkCupid.com! I FOUND A FURRRRRRYYYYY!about 20 hours ago from txt
Bailando como poseida, como si fuera el ultima dia de tu vida, querida. Ay, ay, ay, ay.about 24 hours ago from txt
@acbruhaha For sure. These jeans are HOT.11:20 AM Nov 7th from txt
Panhandler sign at Lake/Excelsior: "ABSOLUTE DESPERATION." Fleeting pang of shame over my new 7 jeans.11:08 AM Nov 7th from txt
@jillian I can't, but I have excellent credit.11:04 AM Nov 7th from txt
Cramming $280 worth of new clothes into the space where my heart used to live.10:49 AM Nov 7th from txt
Today is God's way of telling you to clean your filthy fucking car before the dead cold of winter.9:28 AM Nov 7th from txt
For the record, @stephenhero, I turned him down for a date. Have fun killing innocents. Beer when you get back?12:27 AM Nov 7th from txt
As if he needed more awesome points, the world's best bouncer just SPOKE OJIBWE to me. The only person to do that other than my grandmother.12:08 AM Nov 7th from txt
http://twitpic.com/ola09 - Weird Malaysian boy posing as me.12:04 AM Nov 7th from TwitPic
And the pinnacle of the evening: the Malaysian thought my neck tattoo said "Spago." Cheek cramps from laughing...11:31 PM Nov 6th from txt
Teaching a Malaysian how to act Minnesotan.10:29 PM Nov 6th from txt

Name Alexis
Location Minneapolis, MN
Web http://girlfriday...
Bio I love animals, teaching friends how to cook and reading about obscure biology. I write the sex advice column for http://vita.mn. I dance better alone.