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- You take Visa? about 1 hour ago from web
- @ I'm coming, I'm coming, keep your pants on. (For now.)about 3 hours ago from txt
- @ That really cheapens the personal request.about 3 hours ago from txt
- "Nothing would make me happier than to see your ass back." - Ben Hovorka ÄTHANK YOU.Ñabout 15 hours ago from txt
- The bachelorette party just left Legend's. It's safe now.about 16 hours ago from txt
- "Deodorant? Nah. I'm not in the business of attracting men right now."about 16 hours ago from txt
- @ Especially white Midwestern boys. They need all the help they can get.about 16 hours ago from txt
- Schoolin' Ben Hovorka on Calle 13. These are things a boy should know.about 17 hours ago from txt
- Like a dating scavenger hunt! I wish I had a prize for you. RT @ @ I found a furry on OkCupid.com! I FOUND A FURRRRRRYYYYY!about 20 hours ago from txt
- Bailando como poseida, como si fuera el ultima dia de tu vida, querida. Ay, ay, ay, ay.about 24 hours ago from txt
- @ For sure. These jeans are HOT.11:20 AM Nov 7th from txt
- Panhandler sign at Lake/Excelsior: "ABSOLUTE DESPERATION." Fleeting pang of shame over my new 7 jeans.11:08 AM Nov 7th from txt
- @ I can't, but I have excellent credit.11:04 AM Nov 7th from txt
- Cramming $280 worth of new clothes into the space where my heart used to live.10:49 AM Nov 7th from txt
- Today is God's way of telling you to clean your filthy fucking car before the dead cold of winter.9:28 AM Nov 7th from txt
- For the record, @, I turned him down for a date. Have fun killing innocents. Beer when you get back?12:27 AM Nov 7th from txt
- As if he needed more awesome points, the world's best bouncer just SPOKE OJIBWE to me. The only person to do that other than my grandmother.12:08 AM Nov 7th from txt
- - Weird Malaysian boy posing as me.12:04 AM Nov 7th from TwitPic
- And the pinnacle of the evening: the Malaysian thought my neck tattoo said "Spago." Cheek cramps from laughing...11:31 PM Nov 6th from txt
- Teaching a Malaysian how to act Minnesotan.10:29 PM Nov 6th from txt
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- Name Alexis
- Location Minneapolis, MN
- Web http://girlfriday...
- Bio I love animals, teaching friends how to cook and reading about obscure biology. I write the sex advice column for http://vita.mn. I dance better alone.
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