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ambrgarnr

Totally rocking out to Journey today. Don't judge me. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
There's nothing like a tender sacrificial lamb to fee my hunger twitter.com/ambrgarnr/stat… 1:33 PM May 28th via Camera on iOS
People are stupid. 9:34 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@lauraroseshank haha it'd be better if you had the world's last jalapeño cheddar bagel for me to enjoy 11:12 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lauraroseshank
@lauraroseshank haha I mean where I come from that's what it's called!! But either way, no more jalapeño cheddar :( 11:00 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lauraroseshank
Panera discontinued jalapeño cheddar bagels. I am devastated. 8:27 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Summertime nails! instagr.am/p/LGxZcSyQaw/ 2:59 PM May 26th via Instagram
thefuckingweather.com best way to get the weather ever 8:27 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
ComedyPosts When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation. 8:31 AM May 25th via Twuffer Retweeted by ambrgarnr and 1279 others
I need an anonymous $50k donation so I can do Northwestern's Masters in IMC program online >.< 6:47 PM May 24th via web
Between high speed internet, public wifi and smartphones You've Got Mail could probably be sped up & cut down to a half hour TV episode. 5:44 PM May 23rd via web
My iPhone just autocorrected "you" to "Kyushu"... 2:30 PM May 23rd via web
Fingers crossed I win an iPad from #mmccon12! 2:01 PM May 23rd via web
What an incredible journey youtube.com/watch?feature=… 2:00 PM May 23rd via web
AlanHungover I renamed my iPod "The Titanic" so when I plug it in it says, "The Titanic is synching" 12:02 PM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by ambrgarnr and 1277 others
Apparently working at the DC housing inspection office is so boring the person fell asleep typing our building's memo. twitter.com/ambrgarnr/stat… 2:41 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
And I'm in row 13 on this plane... 3:38 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
I miss when I was a kid and thought flying in storms was cool #fml #nervous 3:37 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Not even in St Louis for 10 minutes and I witness a police car chase 3:44 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
@erob1 literally. 2:58 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erob1

Name Amber Garner
Location Washington DC
Web http://www.amberg...
Bio Fan of sarcasm, great design and cupcakes. Logophile (which is not a dirty word, despite its sound). I make stuff look pretty.