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I wanna know who Shakira is paying for all this publicity. Why do I feel like she is everywhere lately?about 12 hours agofrom web
Raisins in cookies are just so... infuriating.about 14 hours agofrom web
You know you are married to a nerd when you can distract him out of the house by offering him a Borders 30% off coupon.8:19 PM Dec 1stfrom web
Just tore up my house looking for the title to a car I recently sold. Now I don't feel like cleaning it up.5:25 PM Dec 1stfrom TwitterBerry
The only tolerable way to eat turkey bacon is by frying it in bacon (pork) grease.11:48 AM Nov 26thfrom web
I am thankful for Bacon today and every day.11:48 AM Nov 26thfrom web
So, do you call it "stuffing" or "dressing?" I prefer the former.9:52 AM Nov 26thfrom web
As always, today I am thankful for bacon.9:51 AM Nov 26thfrom web
Working up the motivation to finish cooking. I need to call upon my inner Paula Deen - provided I don't get hit in the face with a ham.8:43 AM Nov 26thfrom web
It's a pretty bad idea to go through the car wash with yoyr dog in the car. Poor pup.3:05 PM Nov 24thfrom TwitterBerry
Despite my best efforts at redemption...today was not generally a good day. Thank God for tomorrow!11:29 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
I am addicted to ice. Can't take a sip without it. Lukewarm beverages are always disappointing.7:25 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Note to self: do not eat pomegranate while carrying the baby in the moby wrap. I dropped pom seeds all over my child's head!!11:36 PM Nov 22ndfrom TwitterBerry
I am led to suspect that some of the people I follow on twitter are drunk twittering tonight.10:46 PM Nov 21stfrom TwitterBerry
@owillis Gotta say I agree with you on this one. Too much laziness abounds where much is possible to the person who works their butt off.10:32 PM Nov 21stfrom TwitterBerry