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  1. Should I take up yoga or what? 2:19 AM Apr 18th from web
  2. How un-flexible am I? I just broke a sweat stretching my legs. 2:16 AM Apr 18th from web
  3. Following Heidi Montag on Twitter is a lot like letting Jahovah's Wittnesses in my front door. Just not that smart. Removed. 1:41 AM Apr 6th from web
  4. Sidenote: remember calling cars in bad condition a "piece"? Or was that just my high school? 8:19 PM Mar 18th from web
  5. Buying a new car is so much more trouble than it's worth. Should have went with the piece up on cement blocks in that dude's front yard. 8:17 PM Mar 18th from web
  6. my hands look like i got in a fight with 8 rabid cats. and i don't know why! too weird. 8:20 PM Feb 21st from web
  7. My legs are soooo sore and I LOVE it. Yes, I am a masochist on many levels. 8:30 PM Feb 9th from web
  8. I made a grocery list that is organized and complete and I cut coupons out of the paper! This is exciting and it's not about the Grammys. 3:20 AM Feb 9th from web
  9. Downloading Entourage like a mofo. Can't believe I like this sexist bullshit, but I do. Next on my list is Big Love. 3:23 AM Feb 6th from web
  10. Today my pants are much too large. Sloppy, wrinkled, BK employee basically. 9:38 PM Jan 7th from web
  11. did I mention I took in a(nother) homeless cat? that makes 3. it ends at 3. anymore than that, and i'm that cat lady from the simpsons. 3:14 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from web
  12. I had a dream that I was Obama's mistress. We would meet up in an elaborate treehouse once a week. What's wrong with me? 12:45 AM Dec 26th, 2008 from web
  13. (the good kind of chills) I'm so relieved he won it... 8:08 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
  14. ~chills~ 8:07 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
  15. My boss just called me skinny. I called her delusional. I guess we're even now. 11:03 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from web
  16. Calinfornication is now my #1 HaHa Funny show of all time. I want to be addicted to Duchovny sex. No rehab necessary. 1:15 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from web
  17. South Beach frozen meal = vomit in a little plastic tray. With sweet potatoes. The sweet potatoes weren't half bad. 8:45 PM Oct 5th, 2008 from web
  18. By the way, the season premier of Prison Break was pretty effin good, right?? 3:19 AM Sep 7th, 2008 from web
  19. Food I never knew I liked, but now it's my favorite (at least for the next month until I burn myself out on it): Hummis. 3:15 AM Sep 7th, 2008 from web
  20. trying not to smoke. quitting is for... quitters? sigh. i'm going to give in now. 12:23 AM Aug 25th, 2008 from web