ambersimmons
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@ Ahhhh!! The avatar cuteness! It burns!!!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to meyerweb
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I wish God didn't invent upper back muscles. Then mine wouldn't be killing me right now. Hard to play WoW with sore muscles.
about 2 hours ago
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@ I'd love one if you still any. None of mine ever arrived. staranise@gmail.com
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to aaronrester
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Looking through old photos is making me giggle. Man, I used to be super porky.
about 5 hours ago
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Really didn't want to take my son to school today. Wanted to cuddle him all day long. Oh well, tomorrow I get 5 days. For that--thankful.
about 6 hours ago
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@ You write the most cryptic tweets...
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to Simon860
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@ Awww, that's awesome! What a sweet guy :) Happy belated birthday :)
10:06 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to DSylvan
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@ That is completely badass. Way to go, y'all.
9:59 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to donttrythis
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@ What kind did you get?
9:50 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to DSylvan
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I love working with the windows open, but my neighbor's cows are really loud today. Hard to think with all this mooing.
9:47 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Useless.
8:04 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to carywood
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I accidentally bought flavored coffee today. I am in Hell.
9:15 AM Nov 22nd
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Oh, low self-esteem day. Why do you torture me? I'm not the worst writer in the world. I'm not. Stick your naysaying in a pipe and smoke it.
9:10 AM Nov 21st
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@ Yowza. That sounds like a rookie mistake! My heart goes out to you :p
7:10 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to irishgirl
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We've narrowed pie selection down to three pies. Buttermilk, chocolate pecan, and pumpkin. Which to eliminate?
7:09 PM Nov 20th
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@ It's a joke. You said they're "okay in my bookS" instead of "my book". So i was just being silly :p
7:08 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Simon860
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@ How many books do you have? (Shoulda been a human. Then you could break fear :p )
4:37 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Simon860
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@ You need to stop. I overcame my BPAL addiction early this year. I do not need, nor can i afford, a relapse!
4:02 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to MeiLinMiranda
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@ LOL!! Yes they are, but my son is 7. Not that it matters; insanity knows no age bounds.
2:50 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Vanadia
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Son is begging me to let him bake naked. When I refuse he wants to know why. If ever there were an appropriate "because I said so!" time....
2:46 PM Nov 20th
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- Name amber simmons
- Location Austin, Tx
- Web http://www.lovean...
- Bio Web wonk. Writer. Copyright reform evangelist. Gamer chick.
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