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  1. Mouse #6. Where are they all coming from??
  2. Old fashioned mouse traps actually work. #3 was caught today
  3. Missing my little brother as he makes his way to Iraq once again
  4. @k102 just listened to you talking about woman caves..the only reason men need man-caves is because women get the rest of the house :)
  5. I just calculated that I make roughly 12 cents per smile at work.
  6. men become highly entertaining when playing video games. its like im watching a parallel universe on comedy central
  7. having an overwhelming chocolate craving right now
  8. watching the news in texas right now, EVERYTHING is related to the 20s temps and small amount of snow they got today. im amused
  9. just found out its snowing in texas.... poo
  10. 7 degrees in montana... can't wait to get to austin texas tonight!
  11. im sock hunting in my apartment. im convinced the deter really does eat them! I have 11 socks with no matches!!
  12. I think its a slow news week when a couple cuts on tiger woods' face is breaking news for two days in a row
  13. the best invention ever: mittens attached with a giant string!
  14. coolest license plate ever: ETA B4U
  15. I shared a 20 min van ride with 'We the Kings' the other day and JUST realized who they are...
  16. finally home!
  17. I got an entire room of people on their feet dancing and climbed a mountain this trip, I feel well accomplished.
  18. Junk is the stuff we throw away; stuff is the junk we save.
  19. I had a midget and a bearded lady on my plane, no joke
  20. new way to clean my floor: out on my old socks and some good music and dance around for an hour :-D