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  1. @tweetie for iPhone has finally been fixed. Thank goodness because all the alternatives pissed me off.
  2. My boss decided to show me pictures of his botched concreting job whilst wearing jogging tights. Had to supress both yawn and gag reflexes.
  3. That tip also works with Lygon St restaurant spruikers, BTW.
  4. Tip of the day: Beggars never annoy people in the middle of an argument. So if you see a vagrant coming, pick a fight with someone. Anyone.
  5. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I need to clean up my desktop http://twitpic.com/75fv2
  6. My days of living a double identity are numbered. I blame the terrorists.
  7. That second concert's the charm- going to ACDC
  8. Keep being denied #acdc tickets but Ticketmaster has just put up details of a second Melb show
  9. New Astor calendar day!
  10. Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November; All the rest have thirty- one, FEBRUARY YOU SCREWED MY MNEMONIC http://tiny.cc/4inA5
  11. Seems like only yesterday... I joined twitter 915 days ago - http://whendidyoujointwitte... ?
  12. A blonde woman, an old greek man and a young Indian man get on a train. No punchline-you can always tell ticket inspectors through diversity
  13. Whenever the train jerks suddenly, the guy next to me makes that telltale sound of vinyl jacket peeling off glass
  14. So very dark
  15. Internet- nothing personal, but I'm not going to believe a word you say for the next 2 days. After that, I'll trust any crap you throw at me
  16. http://twitpic.com/24xhj - Still working- but out of service
  17. Good news: I'm off the train. Bad news: I may be carrying some stranger's child. #connex
  18. #connex At Richmond...I haven't been able to get on the last 2 non-express trains...hoping the third time's a charm
  19. Emo Girl on the train probably doesn't realise she's playing her iPod so loudly that we know she likes boy bands
  20. Marathon commentator from Beijing: "Nothing happens in the first half of the race". Thanks for not pumping it up, Monna.