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  1. Juuuust realized the title of the South Park movie is a dick joke. -w
  2. just choked on my raisin bran when tracy morgan shouted "i'm gonna kill you with a bazooka." who doesn't watch 30 rock and why not? -t
  3. LIFE IS WEIRD -w
  4. someone milked a goat so that I could eat this
  5. Dammit, bald guy, you could have been COOL. -w http://twitpic.com/qth8i
  6. my work today led me by accident to the wikipedia list for "hungarian pornography directors." hmm. -t
  7. "this is rock and roll." pretty good, infomercial guy. pretty, pretty good. http://bit.ly/v4Otf -t
  8. RT @johnnythefuture: //“150 years ago today, The Origin of Species became the bible of reality. Suck it, Adam.” -@awryone
  9. last one - LEFT4QUIXOTE: http://bit.ly/8pgBHo -w
  10. INEVITABLE META http://bit.ly/6HSHZ0 -w
  11. NOW I'M JUST KILLIN' TIME http://bit.ly/4SdDHS -w
  12. TAKE THAT, HITLER http://bit.ly/87QDs8 -w
  13. "i found a hair in my mouth." "oh gross dude!" "no, i mean a hair GROWING in my mouth." "oh GROSS DUDE" -t
  14. I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is very nice (picks flower, hands it to an elderly woman). -w
  15. you see that movie "edward handshands" about the guy who had hands for fingers? freaky shit. freaky. shit. -t
  16. http://9.media.tumblr.com/t...
  17. Today's comic is about making a difference! http://www.amazingsuperpowe...
  18. @dresdencodak that's a bad attitude to have, aaron.
  19. @TheLongHolidays "You had a dream about your ex?! Oh, and it culminated in you eating a locker burrito? Okay, then."
  20. It's certainly possible to win a staring contest with the sun, but it is very much a pyrrhic victory. -w