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  1. RT @GrandpaButton Wethers in Brum had a 80s Micky J lookalike who used to collect glasses because God told him to. Didn't even work there. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. @GrandpaButton So scared of Wethers, it's untrue. Saw a 70 yr old printer called Fat John hit a man with a plank in the one in Hatch End. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to GrandpaButton
  3. Planning an educated gentlemen's pub crawl for a day next week in town - what jewels can you recommend? Starting in Holborn. Let me know! about 11 hours ago from web
  4. Hour 2 of the 6 Music show with @richardpbacon coming up. It's really excellent. I'm totally impartial.Excellent. 8:04 AM Dec 12th from web
  5. Carol Ann Duffy's The World's Wife is amazing. 10 years old, but an incredible cross of poetry and excellent stand-up material. Go find it. 11:27 PM Dec 10th from web
  6. @jonhillcock Join now! Hey, meant to say thanks for your sweet words re my blog. you da man! x 6:23 AM Dec 10th from mobile web
  7. I only wanted a local history book. Hadn't turned up for some sex. Although the sex was an excellent bonus. 6:05 AM Dec 10th from mobile web
  8. Just joined Archway Library. They have to ask your sexual orientation. That's mad. 5:36 AM Dec 10th from mobile web
  9. Seeing my reflection in a shop window, I genuinely have James May's hairstyle. This needs to be addressed pronto. 5:15 AM Dec 10th from mobile web
  10. Where's my cheque? That's easily as good as his recent Tweets. Come on, publishers, cough up. 2:39 AM Dec 10th from mobile web
  11. Having read Alain de Botton, here's my first go at some philosophy. Saying something obvious can look profound if you do it without smiling. 2:38 AM Dec 10th from mobile web
  12. Just watched My Beautiful Laundrette, 24 years after it came out. It hasn't aged well. Or maybe it was also dull and boring back in 1985. 7:03 AM Dec 9th from web
  13. Reading a book on the Institute of Physcical Research. They're the real-life Ghostbusters...without any verifiable ghost sightings ever. 2:58 AM Dec 8th from web
  14. @devonmuse We ran out of time - looks like it'll be saved for next week, when we'll probably forget again! 6:04 AM Dec 6th from web in reply to devonmuse
  15. @mrs_wallace Pushy mum alert! Pushy mum alert! x 6:03 AM Dec 6th from web in reply to mrs_wallace
  16. First 6 Music show with @richardpbacon done and dusted. Lovely time. Now the sweet taste of victory (a pint of cider over the road.) 9:09 AM Dec 5th from mobile web
  17. Up, out and on your radio with @richardpbacon at 3. Might be a story coming about being given money by a homeless man. Humiliating. 3:28 AM Dec 5th from mobile web
  18. Still in the taxi. New show on BBC6 starts tomorrow at 3. Pray @richardpbacon is in a better state than me (I'm not sure he is.) 6:54 PM Dec 4th from mobile web
  19. http://twitpic.com/s63a4 - Richardpbacon birthday present - from the Wallaces. We're derrrunk. 4:41 PM Dec 4th from TwitPic
  20. Why art is brilliant #1: the rotating kitchen. So hypnotic. http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/2009/12/02/rotating-kitchen/ 5:43 AM Dec 3rd from web