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  1. I've never seen the film Fight Club - why will no-one tell me what happens? about 11 hours ago from TwitBird iPhone
  2. @sheamus69 You're damn right our panto's gonna be good! (@amateuradam It's gonna be good, right?) about 20 hours ago from TwitBird iPhone in reply to sheamus69
  3. Despite NoSmoking signs, this black cab REEKS of the driver's fags. Can I report it somewhere? Cos now I do too! LS06 LJL #39709 about 23 hours ago from TwitBird iPhone
  4. Apparently playing a private gig for less than a dozen people tonight. Or has @amateuradam tricked me into an X Factor audition? 7:34 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Another weekend in Maternity and not one couple have named their baby after me. Ungrateful bastards. 12:59 PM Nov 22nd from TwitBird iPhone
  6. Yes I would like the window to be closed - why should I have to insert an epidural in the heart of a thunderstorm?! 4:40 AM Nov 22nd from TwitBird iPhone
  7. On the bus: just saw a headscarfed woman sit next to a bloke in a hoodie. The unintentional symmetry pleases me. 11:47 PM Nov 20th from TwitBird iPhone
  8. I'm now working on a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope #LHC 3:02 PM Nov 20th from TwitBird iPhone
  9. Accidentally Googled "large hardon collider". Terrible terrible mistake. In some ways. 2:34 PM Nov 20th from TwitBird iPhone
  10. Cheryl Cole on #childreninneed w subtitles - ohhh, she's speaking English! 1:52 PM Nov 20th from TwitBird iPhone
  11. Not really watching #childreninneed - can someone let me know if GordonBrown appears wearing a colourful eyepatch? 1:47 PM Nov 20th from TwitBird iPhone
  12. RT @Vehlin @amateursuman strange fear. I'm in ob/gyn myself, semi retired but I like to keep a hand in. 1:43 PM Nov 20th from TwitBird iPhone in reply to Vehlin
  13. My most challenging patient yet... has a fear of anaesthetists. Luckily I do a great impression of a medical student. 5:19 AM Nov 20th from TwitBird iPhone
  14. Anyone been to Inamo in Soho before? 10:24 AM Nov 19th from TwitBird iPhone
  15. Boots ads: Here comes the girls - why isn't there a Man's chemist? It'd sell shower gel, deodorant, shaving stuff &... um..? 5:34 AM Nov 19th from TwitBird iPhone
  16. Cat shit: Bin it / Kill it 3:13 AM Nov 18th from TwitBird iPhone
  17. @Mosh It IS worrying that my last two, completely unrelated tweets ARE linked to each other by what you wrote... 1:18 PM Nov 17th from TwitBird iPhone in reply to Mosh
  18. To clarify the disturbing news headline "Man in court after 1996 rapes" - that's the year, not his tally. 1:13 PM Nov 17th from TwitBird iPhone
  19. (I assume that's how one goes about starting a trend on Twitter? Just pick any topic & run with it?) 11:03 AM Nov 17th from TwitBird iPhone
  20. Hoisin + cucumber #duckrap 11:02 AM Nov 17th from TwitBird iPhone