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I predict that, among other things, tomorrow will be "Burn down the Dove World Outreach Centre Day" 38 minutes ago via TwitBird
While Terry Jones burns Korans tomorrow, what are the rest of Monty Python doing? about 2 hours ago via TwitBird
Thanks @calneeagle for showing me this Tube advert - http://bit.ly/csLdcd (needs Flash & contains swears) about 4 hours ago via TwitBird
@FiserableMucker Never 'eard of 'im! about 4 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to FiserableMucker
That wine bar & Mini-rental company "Foxtons" also sell property! Who knew? about 5 hours ago via TwitBird
@miabubble Stay away from Chard. Directly responsible for cast of "Tenants from Hell" in my experience about 5 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to miabubble
@BintyTweeb And Opala means...? about 5 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to BintyTweeb
@carrozo @amateuradam BARAKA WINS! EXCELLENT! about 5 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to carrozo
@lucycoe Maybe the cat will start playing with me again for a change! Will you guys have a designated non-drinker to get you home safe? about 5 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to lucycoe
Being a Dickhead's cool - http://katp.eu/9d (via @RebeccaWho ) about 5 hours ago via TwitBird
@vincristine Hasn't really happened to you has it? That's like: Me: What's brought you to hospital today? Pt: Ambulance about 5 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to vincristine
Originally, Wikipedia was just this one page: http://bit.ly/54RX7 about 5 hours ago via TwitBird
@miabubble Who with? Which agents are *good in that area? *least bad about 5 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to miabubble
The average height of people chez Biswas today is six foot. And that's including the cat. about 5 hours ago via TwitBird
What is it about being ridiculously tall that makes someone want to become an estate agent?? about 5 hours ago via TwitBird
@neilmac77 Good ta! Released difficult 3rd album yonks ago (In Theatre, live album), but always working on new songs for the next! about 6 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to neilmac77
@VampyreVenom Thanks for the ff! Are you a real vampire? about 6 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to VampyreVenom
@willclm FFanks! about 6 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to willclm
@neilmac77 FFanks Neil! about 6 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to neilmac77
@The1nbetweener Chcheers! (oh, that doesn't work...) about 6 hours ago via TwitBird in reply to The1nbetweener

Name Suman Biswas
Location Watching you sleep
Web http://amateurtra...
Bio Anaesthetist, lyricist, vocalist, pianist The nice one from Amateur Transplants (London Underground, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin)