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Despite NoSmoking signs, this black cab REEKS of the driver's fags. Can I report it somewhere? Cos now I do too! LS06 LJL #39709about 23 hours agofrom TwitBird iPhone
Apparently playing a private gig for less than a dozen people tonight. Or has @amateuradam tricked me into an X Factor audition?7:34 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
Another weekend in Maternity and not one couple have named their baby after me. Ungrateful bastards.12:59 PM Nov 22ndfrom TwitBird iPhone
Yes I would like the window to be closed - why should I have to insert an epidural in the heart of a thunderstorm?!4:40 AM Nov 22ndfrom TwitBird iPhone
On the bus: just saw a headscarfed woman sit next to a bloke in a hoodie. The unintentional symmetry pleases me.11:47 PM Nov 20thfrom TwitBird iPhone
My most challenging patient yet... has a fear of anaesthetists. Luckily I do a great impression of a medical student.5:19 AM Nov 20thfrom TwitBird iPhone
Boots ads: Here comes the girls - why isn't there a Man's chemist? It'd sell shower gel, deodorant, shaving stuff &... um..?5:34 AM Nov 19thfrom TwitBird iPhone