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  1. @christog If I don't end up in a Spoons by the end of the day, something's gonna get broken.
  2. @mafu_ I had a sandwich.
  3. @christinathefox I thought those things took commision, or gave it back in Asda vouchers.
  4. On my way to London for important work type meetings, then meeting @mattsheret's lovely lady type person to build a plot against him.
  5. @ohgodohgod As long it's in the correct bags in single denominations you should be fine. (Work for a building society.)
  6. This is a shame - you'd think America would do a better job of looking after THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MAP. Bet it was awesome. http://is.gd/1wnPg
  7. @ugerchucker I'm almost certain it's a trap.
  8. A really rather lovely sunset to finish off what's been a nice relaxing weekend. http://yfrog.com/0ca0oj
  9. @jonivono EXACTLY. But have a go at just one woman for leaving the seat down, and suddenly you're a chauvinist.
  10. @perchee My JO'ing was supposed to bring us together, not tear us apart!
  11. @christog Who are you meeting? Be sure to bring some luls back with you!
  12. Watching Andy Richter Controls The Universe. They should never have cancelled this show.
  13. @mattsheret For the sake of all of us, I hope this is the only time your deranged methods are vindicated.
  14. @zoweh It actually is. I always wait for someone else to confirm anything he does before trying it myself.
  15. At last, the definitive way to open a banana. It works at least eight times better than the regular way. Try it at home! http://is.gd/1v10P
  16. @ugerchucker Everyone likes Sugar Puffs.
  17. @mattsheret This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.
  18. Look at them, trying to downplay 'sugar'. You're not fooling anyone, Honey Monster! http://yfrog.com/0r177tbjj
  19. They'd never make Sugar Puffs today. Can you imagine that sales pitch? "Well, it's mainly sugar... and puff." Still, delicious right now!
  20. @johnbron I'll totally join you. This sack of hammers sure isn't going to swing itself!