amashcraft
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"My apartment looks upside down from there."
11:13 AM Dec 16th
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"I'm going nowhere. Somebody help me."
9:29 PM Dec 15th
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Kinda want to live in Fishtown.
11:32 PM Dec 9th
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"Have you ever walked into a room and knew--unequivocally--that you're the ugliest person in the room?"
10:55 PM Dec 9th
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Can't seem to follow through on the taco salad ambitions.
8:49 PM Dec 9th
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Hitting new lows since 2001.
3:47 PM Dec 9th
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Tin ROOF! Rusted. (Knock a little louder, sugar!)
12:49 AM Dec 9th
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Looking for Sir Spoonsalot.
1:08 PM Dec 8th
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Serving northern California golfers since 1984.
12:44 PM Dec 5th
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Sometimes far away friends understand the best.
8:15 PM Dec 2nd
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I, too, shtupped Tiger Woods.
7:04 PM Dec 2nd
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The boots are a touchstone today.
10:25 AM Dec 2nd
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will not panic will not panic will not panic will not panic will not panic will not panic will not panic will not panic will not panic will
5:25 AM Dec 2nd
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needs to back away from the Indian food.
12:32 AM Dec 2nd
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will put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it.
9:21 AM Dec 1st
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I wish more people asked about the welfare of the owl.
7:26 PM Nov 30th
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Sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm.
11:32 PM Nov 29th
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"Going to a jewelry store high is a bad idea. I look like Mr. T's wife."
12:36 AM Nov 29th
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I've gotten weirdly fixated on this stuffing process.
8:45 AM Nov 25th
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"Hey there, Delilah, what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty."
3:36 AM Nov 25th
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- Name Amie Ashcraft
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://www.toadsl...
- Bio I used to color inside the lines. Now I'm rolling around drunkenly on the canvas.
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