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AmandyPance
Hey look at me I'm tweeting and I don't understand why! The only time I get on here is to report spam.10:46 PM Nov 7thfrom web
I think you may have to make your profile private to avoid those fake acai berry loving sex tweeters.10:52 AM Aug 22ndfrom web
Even that vomit tweet I just posted is better than Ashton Kutcher's tweets.6:45 PM Aug 13thfrom web
I can't get the smell of vomit out of my couch. (the baby did it) Also, I am obsessed with getting to the bottom of a mystery of sorts.6:44 PM Aug 13thfrom web
Jeez, Barry. You are stoked about that acai berry... And you hate babies!!!6:41 PM Aug 13thfrom web
I still don't understand twitter. I do have a gnarly cold though. I want to die(not for real )8:22 PM Aug 11thfrom web
I still don't get twitter. Why is this cool? Where'd Pheobe go? I have to do something very important now. So important I must Twitter it.3:29 PM Jul 1stfrom web
I am trying to unlock computer mysteries and learn more about what I could expect to see if someone were using a keylogger on my computer3:06 PM May 9thfrom web
Is Ashton Kutcher real? His thoughts are not as profound as mine. I have a hangover.4:05 PM Mar 2ndfrom web
I am tired of having a broken car, but I am excited about my fanta lip gloss3:28 PM Feb 15thfrom web
