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AmandaStratton

  1. And by apartment hunting, I mean I already fell in love with a floor plan and lobby photo, so I'm going to beg them to let me live there.
  2. I'm going apartment hunting next week for the first time ever. I feel so grown up. Y'know, like a nineteen year old.
  3. @DavidJonFuller ahaha! I'd try to imagine that, but I don't think I want to.
  4. @NikitaBombita I suppose people do think that. But I doubt that it's true.
  5. @cherishmuse @big62john ICK!!!! Why? Why? Ewwwwwwww
  6. @davidjonfuller it looks to be a very liberal interpretation of the game.
  7. @NikitaBombita I wish I had the kind of job that felt like rest time. That would fix everything.
  8. @cherishmuse I'm going to watch one episode of Arrested Development, guilt-free, and then do shit.
  9. @cherishmuse I always do. I just want to sit around and do nothing because I work until 11:30 tonight. But I won't.
  10. @lahikmajoe ummmmmm, noooooo...... ;)
  11. @aujdo I'm not sure what that would refer to, but it sounds like it wouldn't parallel ovulating.
  12. The worst thing about working any shift besides 9-5 is that you feel obligated to be productive from 9-5, too. There's no resting allowed.
  13. @curtoneil I can make that work.
  14. @curtoneil were there tumbleweeds? because that would be perfect in the music video.
  15. @curtoneil awwww... that's sad. I'm gonna write a country song about that.
  16. @curtoneil I'd be pretty wary of any meal I paid fifty cents for. But wary in an awesome "Hey, cheap food!" way.
  17. @aujdo I dunno. You guys are kind of always ovulating.
  18. @DavidJonFuller I really liked it, but I confess that I think Battleship looks just as good.
  19. @modsuperstar ha! That's true! Thankfully, it met one.