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amandalockett

  1. Scarlett Johansson, be my hyna.
  2. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
  3. With so much on my mind, falling asleep is the hardest task of my day.
  4. Best ladies. twitpic.com/9n45fw
  5. Everyone has something awful to say, just try not to pay attention. They're all fucked up anyway.
  6. Sooner or later Pop Punk is going to have to learn to defend itself.
  7. If I had to compare @sorryrich to anything, it would be a bug in a rug with an impressive amount of snug.
  8. To all the girls I went to high school with, Happy Mother's Day.
  9. Enjoying Big Chocolate backstage! twitpic.com/9kg19t
  10. I can't stand when you're trying to be nice and hold a door for someone, but they are walking slower than a turtle to get it.
  11. Reason why my birthday ruled. Best people. <3 twitpic.com/9joafe
  12. Being 20 makes me more attractive, right? Because I'm 20 now.
  13. Why is gay marriage illegal in the first place? Because "god" said so? What happened to separation of church and state?
  14. Balls deep. twitpic.com/9ivus7
  15. Sometimes you just need to drive around. Not to anywhere, or for anything. But just to drive.
  16. My inability to not over-think every situation possible will be the death of me.
  17. If your sex is on fire you should probably go to the gynecologist. This tweet would've been awesome two years ago.
  18. Fun in the sun with the lil' broskie! twitpic.com/9hptnu
  19. I wish my last name was Walker. I'd name my kid Luke Sky. May the 4th be you!
  20. I feel like my dreams have been trying to tell me something all week.