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responded to an email from a phisher and suggested he take some ESL classes.4:36 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Think the $40 I'm paying to 24 Hour Fitness every month is working for me. & Imagine how much better it would work if I actually excercised!9:05 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
working on my drivers side window tan.2:23 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
@right_left yup. Ever been to a Mensa Convention? It's amazing how much geniuses dress like retards. Think they might be onto something...6:08 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to right_left
I meant helmet. Spelling is not my fortay, as they say.5:12 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
Why do retarded people wear helmuts? To prevent them from getting even more retarded? I say love life, bang your head and go full retard.4:47 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
Oh Michael Jackson... how I will miss looking like you. RIP http://twitpic.com/8f11w4:21 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
always knows which way is North.1:22 PM Jun 19th from Tweetie
Tonight (6/18): FRIEND REQUEST- my one person show about social networking. 8pm UCB Theatre LA (5919 Franklin). Please come. $5.10:11 AM Jun 18th from Tweetie
@madatoms mmmmmm heroin.2:49 PM Jun 12th from Tweetie in reply to madatoms
the dictionary people should really make the word dyslexic easier to spell. it's cruel really.12:56 PM Jun 12th from Tweetie
For my birthday, I want you to come to my one person show Friend Request on Thursday 6/18 at 8pm at the UCB. That and an iPhone 3G S.10:20 AM Jun 12th from Tweetie
I'm pretty sure apple always releases new iPhones around my birthday on purpose.12:11 PM Jun 8th from Tweetie
@fnkycolbrendina that's a given.1:29 PM Jun 4th from Tweetie in reply to fnkycolbrendina
Please RT: Tonight! FRIEND REQUEST a one person show about social networking. UCB Theatre, Los Angeles 8pm. $5.10:45 AM Jun 4th from Tweetie
TONIGHT come see my one person show FRIEND REQUEST at 8pm at the upright citizens brigade theatre!!!10:07 AM Jun 4th from web
how many times do I have to walk up and down the four flights of stairs in my building before it counts as exercise?10:02 PM Jun 1st from web
everyone in LA please come to my one person show FRIEND REQUEST this thursday at 8. info here: http://losangeles.ucbtheatr...6:36 PM May 31st from web
@Pat_Healy so basically you want an eleven year old japanese girl?9:20 PM May 30th from web in reply to Pat_Healy
@danforthfrance is that the same as BSG? if so, yes.7:41 PM May 29th from Tweetie in reply to danforthfrance

Name Amanda Egge
Location Los Angeles
Web http://amandaegge...
Bio When I was 6 my mom made me be Tweetie Bird for Halloween because our neighbors had the costume. I hated it. Everyone thought I was Big Bird. I cried.