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  1. @fortunova Scratch that, shoes are MUCH more cathartic than a rampage.
  2. @fortunova The only solution, clearly, is to go on a rampage.
  3. @Jillus Woohoo! :)
  4. @jjuliano Not as gross as a John Mayer song, though.
  5. No, actually, I am not amused by you because your terrible cologne is giving me a headache.
  6. @Jillus Makes me think of this video http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  7. @dELYSEious They're called wet wipes.
  8. @tkingdoll I'm not making you a Christmas sweater with teddybears and Texas on it, though.
  9. Wow...just saw someone wearing a sweatshirt that combined Christmas, teddy bears, and Texas decorations.
  10. RT @MarnieMacLean: My first thought after reading Twilight was, "I hope no girl wants this for her relationships." Also... http://tinyur ...
  11. @tobascodagama Can you hear its little spider screams?
  12. @exarch Mwahaha, no one can resist the siren song of Twitter.
  13. @ARealGirl You mean like when people scream, "Fuck me!" ?
  14. Oh noes! Hot nerdy Fedex guy with glasses was WITHOUT glasses today. :(
  15. Thank you, Sarah Palin, for helping reveal how many people can't tell the difference between "rogue" and "rouge"
  16. @wickedlibrarian You are cracking me up with these non-complaints complaints.
  17. @Jillus I'd tap that.
  18. @antiheroine Sounds like a good Darwinian pick up line idea.
  19. @antiheroine If I find a scientific study on drunk dialing, I absolutely will post it and dedicate it to you two.
  20. @dELYSEious @antiheroine There's a link in today's quickies just for you two. You'll know it when you see it.