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  1. welcome @swop_mi !!
  2. @phoenix923 we already know each other. thank you though
  3. i'm crying right now: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
  4. @AlexaRPD i'm more amazed that singapore had the waxers to spare! and weird london/singapore connection for me :)
  5. @AlexaRPD wait, they imported waxers all the way from singapore???
  6. @AlexaRPD that she was trolling craigslist and found my ad text is what's really funny to me!
  7. @JimPivonka wow! thanks for the info! i'll give shell-eating more of a try. i have a real problem with the legs though.
  8. it's nice to know that people STILL copy my ad text. but if you're a "VIP" escort, should be mandatory that you use your brain, not mine
  9. so if i stop peeling my shrimp and just eat the shells like the locals seem to, am i getting extra calcium? or extra shrimp-cooties?
  10. #noshit RT @swopusa Despite Tough Laws, Few Are Arrested for Sex Trafficking http://ff.im/-coT7y (via @sexgenderbody)
  11. @phoenix923 means you are a secure man. man, i.e. not a boy.
  12. men who aren't threatened by my directness are men whose testicles have fully descended. just an observation.
  13. @goodyearm i more than flinch! i HATED that he has never heard of decrim or (apparently) the legal brothels in NV.
  14. @RedLightRuby yeah, guess how i figured out these had spermicide???
  15. speaking of condoms, accidentally have a box of spermicidally-lubricated ones, which i hate. let me know if you want them. free mailing :)
  16. @Doctor_David they are indeed. i carry assorted sizes in my purse at all times, along with lube and a wipe. i'm ready! :)
  17. @BlakeStilwell already did! :)
  18. because, of course, Venkatesh just knows SO MUCH about prostitution and all the issues affecting sex workers: http://bit.ly/4QW58W
  19. condoms people, condoms (my World AIDS Day was yesterday). Serpent says it best: http://bit.ly/3qDPDK
  20. got serious about doing incall so changed hotels. very excited by my new digs! and free wifi. you KNOW how i feel about that!