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amanali

  1. WE'RE BACK! Hair in New Places returns! A girl's mom finds out about her kissing a guy after reading her diary (gasp!) hairinnewplaces.com/dear-diary/ 6:19 PM May 27th via web
  2. @anzoruqow Take all the time you need. Wajahat and I are pros, so we can help you out with it 4:57 PM May 27th via web in reply to anzoruqow
  3. @SpikeyBXL Glad you enjoyed the piece! Yeah I had a blast in Belgium, cant wait to come back 2:12 PM May 27th via web in reply to SpikeyBXL
  4. @anzoruqow Newest HINP story is up! Hope you enjoy it and still waiting on your submission ;) hairinnewplaces.com 1:36 PM May 27th via web in reply to anzoruqow
  5. Put some dubstep in my car and got startled when I heard a bunch of loud sirens thinking the police behind me. I'm officially getting old. 7:48 PM May 26th via web
  6. @SamiaKhan It could be Pitbull. You never know if Mr. 305 has a tender heart in between comparing women's asses to donkeys. 7:59 AM May 25th via web in reply to SamiaKhan
  7. @anzoruqow Help keep it even more alive by submitting a story and getting your friends to do the same :) 9:07 PM May 24th via web in reply to anzoruqow
  8. @anzoruqow Me and @WajahatAli got crazy busy this past spring to work on it, but not anymore. Expect to see more posts in the coming days :) 8:34 PM May 24th via Mobile Web from New York, NY   in reply to anzoruqow
  9. @SamiaKhan Or if Stephanie Tanner booked it, you could be like "I got outshined by Stephanie. How rude." 1:04 PM May 24th via web
  10. Wondering how you'd react if Kimmy Gibbler booked it RT @SamiaKhan I feel better about not getting a job when I find out Topanga booked it. 12:32 PM May 24th via web in reply to SamiaKhan
  11. I don't want to join anyone's network on LinkedIn. Ever. I wish there was a way to be LinkedOut. 11:57 AM May 23rd via web
  12. I wanna get tinted windows for my car. Not cuz I want my car to look badass. I just dont want people seeing me dance to Kelly Clarkson songs 6:30 PM May 22nd via web
  13. Tale of my stupid friend facebook.com/amanalicomedy/… 7:50 PM May 21st via web
  14. In the NBA Finals, I wanna see the San Antonio Spurs play the Miami Heat. That way it'll be The Bald Spots vs. The Receding Hairlines. 12:34 PM May 20th via web
  15. May Allah preserve your ghetto fabulousness. Ameen. “@SameersEats: @SalimPatelBOE yup..made a perfect past midnight snack!” 11:24 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPad
  16. his gf can change fb status from "single" to "billionaire" RT@SamiaKhan: Wonder if Mark Zuckerberg created a FB event invite for his wedding 11:21 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPad
  17. @WoodyRoseland @xeni That's awesome! Can you get @timtebow to wear a bling diamond chain of himself Tebowing in the rap video? 9:48 AM May 18th via web in reply to WoodyRoseland
  18. @mariamsobh All you have to do is poke some FB investors and they'll share the stock with you 9:35 AM May 18th via web in reply to mariamsobh
  19. @xeni Hahaha a vid where a dude is makin it rain by throwin Benadryl pills at her and is like "LEMME SEE DAT AZZ DROP" 9:34 AM May 18th via web in reply to xeni
  • Name amanali
  • Location N 40°48' 0'' / W 73°57' 0''
  • Web http://www.amanal...
  • Bio I tell jokes. And I'm pretty good at making grilled cheese sandwiches.
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