amanali
- LOL. Parents are in town and I got mad my mom ate all my krispy treats. She said "'Ive had to deal with you for 24 years, I deserve a snack"about 15 hours ago from web
- Stupid Yankees. The World Series parade went through my neighborhood and there is confetti all over my car. Derek Jeter better clean this up7:19 AM Nov 7th from web
- AWKWARD. I was at a stoplight tonight dancin in my car to Britney's new track... not realizing the imam of my mosque was in a car next to me8:00 PM Nov 5th from web
- Hilarious. The director of 2012 said Mecca isnt destroyed in his movie cuz he didnt want to piss off Muslims 10:57 AM Nov 4th from web
- LOL. I asked my mom yesterday if she voted and she asked "Is Bill Clinton running?" I said "No." She said "Beta, then Im not going to vote."8:01 AM Nov 4th from web
- I wanna walk into the Michael Jackson movie and shout "HEY! Sorry to spoil the movie guys, but the main character dies at the end."5:26 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Who cares how corrupt Hamid Karzai is? The dude wears a cape, therefore he's baller. His slogan should be "Vote for me. I got a cape son!"2:06 PM Nov 3rd from web
- BALLER! The producer of the Matrix is making a movie on Prophet Muhammad. Maybe I'll get to see people dodge arrows in slow motion8:07 AM Nov 2nd from web
- Dude I had a blast last night at the Halloween parade in NYC. I didnt participate or wear a costume, I went to laugh at white people12:43 PM Nov 1st from web
- LOL WTF. Went to get a book I reserved at the library, and instead they gave me a DVD of Slumdog Millionaire. Did they do that cuz Im brown?9:49 AM Oct 30th from Tweed
- Facebook now allows dead people to have profile pages. If you were to poke them, would that be considered necrophilia?8:46 AM Oct 29th from web
- Amazing crowd in New Jersey tonight, followed by a night of baller food. Now kickin back with a mango lassi and chillaxin in my apartment.8:26 PM Oct 28th from web
- Doin a show in New Jersey tonight, spittin the funnies with my homie Hasan Minhaj in Jersey City. After party at my fave desi pizza place4:17 PM Oct 28th from Tweed
- Scientists said this ingredient in curry has been tested to kill cancer cells. In yo' face Lance Armstrong and shout out to my mom's cooking7:17 AM Oct 28th from web
- The lady who made my sandwich today cut my sandwich vertically. WTF. Everybody knows you get more sandwich if you cut it into triangles.10:23 AM Oct 27th from web
- Look how adorable these twins are. Their parents get extra points for being dorks 7:37 AM Oct 27th from web
- I used my CVS card today and my receipt said I can save $2 off my next purchase of tampons. It bugs me cuz it implied I made a 1st purchase9:39 AM Oct 25th from Tweed
- National Geographic channel is having a mafia documentary marathon all day today. Well I know what my Saturday plans are now lol11:01 AM Oct 24th from Tweed
- Saw Paranormal Activity last night and thought it was overrated. Maybe cuz I'm hard to please with horror flix. Did any of you guys like it?7:33 AM Oct 24th from Tweed
- Lil Wayne plead guilty to attempted gun possession. Whats attempted gun possession? Does that mean you tried to grab a gun but dropped it?10:33 AM Oct 22nd from web
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- Name amanali
- Location New York
- Web http://www.amanal...
- Bio I tell jokes. And I'm pretty good at making grilled cheese sandwiches.
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