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am_shaffer

  1. Paradise is a lot like where you are now, only much, much better... about 2 hours ago via web
  2. The difference between ordinary, and extraordinary, is that little extra... 6:25 AM May 27th via web
  3. Create a diversion, I'll run for help... 4:54 AM May 26th via web
  4. Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity... 5:57 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  5. The glass is half full, and what's in it has gone rancid... 2:58 AM May 20th via web
  6. I'm actually a perfect size 10... I just cover it with fat to keep it from getting scratched. 11:06 PM May 17th via web
  7. Misery no longer loves company... Nowadays it insists on it. 9:17 PM May 15th via web
  8. TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch) 11:30 AM May 14th via web
  9. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool Mom... 7:22 AM May 13th via web
  10. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!! 12:02 AM May 11th via web
  11. This Tweet Brought To You By The Letter J, And The Number 5... 12:16 AM May 10th via web
  12. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps... 1:33 AM May 8th via web
  13. Red meat isn't bad for you... Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you. 11:03 PM May 6th via web
  14. Cats are smarter than dogs... You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. 3:03 AM May 6th via web
  15. There are two important things to remember about surrealism... Frogs, power tools, and the Lincoln Memorial. 8:08 PM May 4th via web
  16. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night... 12:52 PM May 3rd via web
  17. @sierrajuliet Have you tried contacting twitter, and seeing if they can help? 12:47 PM May 3rd via web in reply to sierrajuliet
  18. Love doesn't make the world go 'round... Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 3:31 AM Apr 29th via web
  • Name AM Shaffer
  • Location North Texas, USA
  • Web http://www.thesha...
  • Bio Wife, Mother & Domestic Goddess
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