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alyssapants

"It's so hot you can fry and egg on the sidewalk!" Hobos don't like that phrase because that's what they have to do normally for breakfast. 4:41 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
The other day I saw a Dicks Street. Thanks, West Hollywood! 5:50 PM May 26th via web
And now I promise no more Carly Rae Jepsen jokes. 10:59 AM May 25th via txt
Can't wait for the "Call Me, Maybe" Squeekquels... "Let's Date, Sort Of" and "Love You, Probably" 10:59 AM May 25th via txt
But a great opportunity for Asian cosmotologists! RT @DrayDani: A nail bed would be a really uncomfortable place to nap. 6:40 PM May 24th via txt
@hiphopoptamus draaaammmaaaaa! 5:28 PM May 24th via txt
Tonight I'll be at the Palms Bar in West Hollywood! 8pm 2:20 PM May 24th via HootSuite
I don't think dating is that weird. A lot of people do it...I feel so out of the comedy loop... :( 12:20 PM May 24th via HootSuite
Just meeting someone & stabbing them in the face: crazy. Just meeting someone & giving them your number: not crazy. Sorry, Carly Rae Jepsen 4:05 PM May 23rd via web
@mattsacomic My favorite spice of last night was Posh. 11:28 AM May 22nd via txt
The DJ just referred to Lauren Hill's old band as the "Foogies" ...not on purpose. 10:14 AM May 22nd via txt
@TadFalschDunbar Yes! He's young in spirit! 12:19 AM May 22nd via web in reply to TadFalschDunbar
Kudos to my dad for not becoming a creepy old man! 2:35 PM May 21st via HootSuite
Women who have low self esteem...it probably doesn't help to shop at a place called "Dress Barn." 6:10 PM May 20th via web
You guys, I really tried to be an ear rings wearer, but my ears aren't finger shaped enough to keep them on. 10:36 AM May 19th via web
Thanks man! @TheAAronSheehan #FF people funny in person & on twitter-@jakeisfantastic @kevindowneyjr @alyssapants @DylonCorp @chrisfairbanks 4:52 PM May 18th via web
@Aiannucci #veep is helping me get through my Thick of It withdrawls. Very good times. 3:23 PM May 18th via TweetCaster for Android
aacowan The Reno Ramblecast was mentioned in an RN&R article! newsreview.com/reno/mic-check… 2:44 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by alyssapants
"Beer brats." When you read it it just looks like a description for a hipsters wearing flannel and drinking microbrews. 1:30 PM May 18th via HootSuite
@xorachel to both of you, I say "Nice!" 12:58 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android in reply to xorachel

Name Alyssa Cowan
Location Reno Reno Reno, NV
Web http://www.alyssa...
Bio I'm a comic. Handyman/Writer for @Renopocalypse. A Big Kahuna at @RenoRiotNV. Fearless Reno Ramblecast leader. Girlfriend to fellow funny person @mattsacomic.