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  1. Is the plural of "campus" "campusees" or "campye"?
  2. @colinloretz That's how I know that everything is how it's supposed to be in the world.
  3. Gotta clean the shotgun, I'm not letting some fat burglar come into my house to steal my cookies and leave a Furby.
  4. OMG, a dilemma. Call Nelly!: Okay, so I've gotten comments about this before. I have been told I look like Velma fr... http://bit.ly/8mrWtc
  5. Something tells me that Final Fantasy XIII is not going to be the final fantasy. Fool me once shame on you, fool me 11 times, I'm an idiot.
  6. How come on Facebook I can like my own activity, but not like the fact that I like my own activity?
  7. I will only buy #spacejams if they come with multiple copies of Space Jam.
  8. A Jessica Simpson Christmas Song just helped me relearn my hatred for Saxophone Solos.
  9. Mundane Update Day: In summary, my friends and I are jerks. Here's a pile of updates we did back on the 23rd of Oct... http://bit.ly/4FXoRC
  10. Hey Iyaz, if it sounds like your iPod is stuck on replay, it's because you have to download more than one song.
  11. Sounds advice from Deisa: "Don't put red matter on the stove when you're cooking."
  12. Are any other cool fools heading to Java Jungle tonight for some sweet open mic?
  13. Well, I just had an enlightening conversation with my sister about how "From Justin to Kelly" won five Oscars.
  14. Yup, we kno' dis: "I'm so hard" update day.: For some context I'm including the music video for the song we're refe... http://bit.ly/6zcYF0
  15. Jesus take the wheel...of cheese out of my fridge. I don't want my dog Baxter to eat it. I'm tired of being impressed.
  16. Lady Gaga has the ability to write a Harlequinn novel.
  17. If a ton of people come to BLCC tonight and get drunk I'll do stand up. ...meh, I'll just do it anyway.
  18. Nipple mug! http://flic.kr/p/7pj32Y
  19. That Noah's Ark story in the bible starts with, "This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world."
  20. It's a waste to live in any structure that doesn't have an onion dome, because I'm a princess (it says it on my glittery phone case).