alyssapants
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Is the plural of "campus" "campusees" or "campye"?
about 20 hours ago
from Swift
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@ That's how I know that everything is how it's supposed to be in the world.
about 23 hours ago
from web
in reply to colinloretz
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Gotta clean the shotgun, I'm not letting some fat burglar come into my house to steal my cookies and leave a Furby.
about 24 hours ago
from web
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OMG, a dilemma. Call Nelly!: Okay, so I've gotten comments about this before. I have been told I look like Velma fr...
11:44 AM Dec 24th
from twitterfeed
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Something tells me that Final Fantasy XIII is not going to be the final fantasy. Fool me once shame on you, fool me 11 times, I'm an idiot.
8:37 AM Dec 24th
from web
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How come on Facebook I can like my own activity, but not like the fact that I like my own activity?
3:18 PM Dec 23rd
from web
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I will only buy if they come with multiple copies of Space Jam.
2:15 PM Dec 23rd
from web
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A Jessica Simpson Christmas Song just helped me relearn my hatred for Saxophone Solos.
2:03 PM Dec 23rd
from web
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Mundane Update Day: In summary, my friends and I are jerks. Here's a pile of updates we did back on the 23rd of Oct...
10:28 AM Dec 23rd
from twitterfeed
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Hey Iyaz, if it sounds like your iPod is stuck on replay, it's because you have to download more than one song.
6:32 AM Dec 23rd
from web
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Sounds advice from Deisa: "Don't put red matter on the stove when you're cooking."
9:00 PM Dec 22nd
from Swift
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Are any other cool fools heading to Java Jungle tonight for some sweet open mic?
4:40 PM Dec 21st
from web
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Well, I just had an enlightening conversation with my sister about how "From Justin to Kelly" won five Oscars.
3:49 PM Dec 21st
from web
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Yup, we kno' dis: "I'm so hard" update day.: For some context I'm including the music video for the song we're refe...
3:27 PM Dec 21st
from twitterfeed
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Jesus take the wheel...of cheese out of my fridge. I don't want my dog Baxter to eat it. I'm tired of being impressed.
12:35 PM Dec 21st
from Swift
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Lady Gaga has the ability to write a Harlequinn novel.
6:31 PM Dec 20th
from Swift
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If a ton of people come to BLCC tonight and get drunk I'll do stand up. ...meh, I'll just do it anyway.
5:12 PM Dec 20th
from Swift
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Nipple mug!
4:36 PM Dec 20th
from Flickr
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That Noah's Ark story in the bible starts with, "This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world."
3:35 PM Dec 20th
from Swift
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It's a waste to live in any structure that doesn't have an onion dome, because I'm a princess (it says it on my glittery phone case).
2:19 PM Dec 20th
from web
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- Name Alyssa Cowan
- Location Reno Reno Reno, NV
- Web http://alyssacowa...
- Bio I'm pretty cool, depending on your definition of cool.
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