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alybo23

  1. @AdamSzep12 yes, so very diplomatic of you adam. also, i'm pretty sure you're the only person who still uses hashtags #loser 9:25 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to AdamSzep12
  2. @AdamSzep12 copy cat 9:05 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to AdamSzep12
  3. lighting my laundry on fire because that's easier 10:34 PM May 31st via web
  4. "Snigdha Nandipati wins National Spelling Bee." whatever. if you can spell a name like that you can spell fucking anything. not impressed. 8:26 PM May 31st via web
  5. "hey tuesday, just wanted to remind you that you're the asshole this week!" - monday, still drunk with a party hat on his head 6:31 PM May 28th via web
  6. i feel like if i don't get arrested i'm going to let so many people down 10:09 AM May 28th via web
  7. do you think animals wait to bone until they're married or do you think god's going to send all of them to hell too? 10:23 AM May 27th via web
  8. my life is like snakes on a plane except instead of snakes it's a drunk asshole and instead of a plane it's a train & i'm the drunk asshole. 6:59 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. just saw someone in a smart car. he looked fucking stupid. 3:01 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. i believe in the mexican jesus because i bet he was all, 'take this burrito & shot of tequila, this is my body & blood' and that's bad ass. 9:44 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I PUT THE OWL IN WORLD because i stay awake until ungodly hours and then sit in a tree and hate my life the rest of the day. also: i'm wise. 5:46 AM May 24th via web
  12. did you know if you look at the solar eclipse & listen very closely you can hear johnny cash singing "ring of fire" if you turn that song on 6:55 PM May 20th via web
  13. i'm thinking about dying and coming back in three days because i mean, WWJD? that. 4:34 PM May 15th via web
  14. the world is overpopulated. thanks a lot, moms. 9:15 PM May 13th via web
  15. if you wear heels to the airport i'm going to rip them off your feet and stab you with them. 10:35 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @robdelaney my sister & i will show you our boobs (hers are big mine are small win win) if you do a live version of owls of ga'hoole tonight 10:00 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name äly
  • Location los angeles
  • Web http://alybo23.tu...
  • Bio an ordained minister; here to preach the important things in life...like super nintendo, sports and nonsense.
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