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alyankovic

  1. Hey @brentspiner, you gonna let your friends talk trash behind your back like this?? bit.ly/JL8FBH
  2. Patrick Stewart and I go FACE TO FACE! bit.ly/JytoY4
  3. Creepy... twitpic.com/9pyk0o
  4. If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
  5. “So… does the tar pit match the drapes?” #InappropriateDinosaurPickupLines
  6. If I ever get a pet donkey, I’m going to name him Hoaty. #MiddleOfTheNightTweets
  7. Whole Lotta Unnecessary Rhinoplasty #ReplaceLoveWithUnnecessaryRhinoplasty
  8. Verily, that “Bicycle Built For Two” song should be a real shot in the arm to the whole tandem bike industry! #tweetsfrom1892
  9. ... MUCH!!! bit.ly/Mdbl8b
  10. Havin’ a drink with @PFTompkins: bit.ly/JiUNxd
  11. I ran into @TomWilsonUSA recently, and he was nice enough to show me his larger-than-human head. twitpic.com/9ndiy8
  12. I can count the number of times I’ve watched Jersey Shore on my vestigial tail.
  13. Sylvester Stallone! Antonio Banderas! bit.ly/L3g7SC
  14. That pay phone seems like it's having problems - try this # instead: (718)374-9119.
  15. Got some time to kill at JFK - if you want to chat, for the next 30 minutes I'll be at this pay phone: (718)374-8448
  16. And... that's the end of the tour (for now)! Big thanks to everyone who came out to a show. More Alpocalypse tour dates to come!
  17. Never! NEVER!!! twitpic.com/9jwyh6
  18. 1. SMASH #HulkToDoList
  19. I love it when geeks transform into hipsters. "No no, now I'm a geek IRONICALLY."