“It’s hard to pick a candidate to vote for – they’re just all so wonderful!” – I’m guessing no one, in any election, ever

Turns out this 1999 clip has TWO Oscar nominees: Octavia Spencer and Melissa McCarthy. They finally got the AL-TV bump! bit.ly/AbsdT1

Congrats to Oscar-nominee @octaviaspencer! You can see her doing some of her all-time best work here at 2:15: bit.ly/AbsdT1

Hmmm... get my diamond-studded Vaseline jar refilled, or just toss it and get a new one? #TweetsFromTheOnePercent twitpic.com/8c1wk1

For those who missed it, here is the Last Call with @carsonjdaly video: shitsngigglestheblog.tumblr.com/post/162715134…

The fabulous WHEN I GROW UP by @alyankovic is up for Best Illustrated Book! Vote at tinyurl.com/d2ha6p7

People love walking on flat surfaces so much they will walk up a flight of stairs to do it. #WhatIRememberFrom4YearsOfArchitectureSchool

I'm astonished by some of these Oscar snubs. Really? No love for Chipwrecked???

Weird Al takes the Billion Dollar Pledge: youtube.com/watch?v=XH3Z_L… @alyankovic

It's Sandwich Monday, kids! n.pr/w0DXhl

Paul's First Blog Post to the Corinthians #UpdatedNewTestament

Why aren't they asking the important questions in these debates? I need to know where the candidates stand on arugula.

COREY HART!!! #WhatItSoundsLikeWhenIVomit

If I had a pet crab, I would totally name him Thomas Pynchon.

Readers' Poll: The Best Weird Al (@alyankovic) Songs: bitly.com/z4lp7u

If you eliminate the possibility of social interaction with other people based purely on random criteria, I don’t even want to know you.

AHHH! OH GOD I’M DYING! NOOO!!! I—oh, wait, I had a beet salad last night.

Oh, thank goodness. Now I don’t have to use that pork floss anymore. twitpic.com/88448c

Sappity Tappity video with Sappity, @alyankovic , @DavidKoechner , and @owenburke !!! Check it. tinyurl.com/79y8gz9

Decided to do my Valentine’s Day shopping early this year. twitpic.com/87o73o