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alxfitzgerald

  1. A very silent passing of beers. #contemporaryart
  2. ♫ I'm gonna take a nap in this bar, in this bar, in this bar ♫ ♫
  3. Unapologetically "reply all" to all mass emails from this day forward.
  4. Can I get a tall glass of whiskey and a number 2 pencil?
  5. Freshly minted BFA holder dives head first into the bar exam. #bar #contemporaryart
  6. Edit Ross out of every episode of Friends #contemporaryart
  7. Read through my twitter today and realized that is essentially an epic poem about my descent into alcoholism. #odyssey #Iliad
  8. If there's one thing I've taught my cat, it's what a drunk person looks like.
  9. Welcome to me, tequila sea.
  10. I'm in your bar drinking your drinks.
  11. Oh me? I'll just take a tall order of all your drinks in one large glass and the check.
  12. I guess the drink is that I've already branded myself as an alcoholic.
  13. Sorry about that text my phone was on palm pilot. #dadjoke
  14. FriezeNY water taxi hits iceberg and sinks. Not enough life boats. Lucitania comes to rescue surviving passengers.
  15. An eternity of waiting for the person next to you to receive the text message you just sent them and nod with approval.
  16. Golden beer softly poured down a cream sweater.
  17. The sound of a shaken cocktail meets Jimmy Eat World.
  18. My thesis exhibition, I LIVE THE LIFE OF A WAITER opens TONIGHT 6-8 PM. THE COOPER UNION SCHOOL OF ART, 7 E 7TH STREET 7TH FLOOR.
  19. "well-adjusted academic"