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alxfitzgerald

  1. A very silent passing of beers. #contemporaryart 6:30 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. ♫ I'm gonna take a nap in this bar, in this bar, in this bar ♫ ♫ 10:53 AM May 26th via web
  3. Unapologetically "reply all" to all mass emails from this day forward. 8:12 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Can I get a tall glass of whiskey and a number 2 pencil? 5:43 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Freshly minted BFA holder dives head first into the bar exam. #bar #contemporaryart 5:42 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Edit Ross out of every episode of Friends #contemporaryart 5:40 PM May 16th via web
  7. Read through my twitter today and realized that is essentially an epic poem about my descent into alcoholism. #odyssey #Iliad 9:42 PM May 14th via web
  8. If there's one thing I've taught my cat, it's what a drunk person looks like. 9:37 PM May 14th via web
  9. Welcome to me, tequila sea. 7:12 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I'm in your bar drinking your drinks. 5:55 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Oh me? I'll just take a tall order of all your drinks in one large glass and the check. 5:54 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I guess the drink is that I've already branded myself as an alcoholic. 10:06 PM May 7th via web
  13. Sorry about that text my phone was on palm pilot. #dadjoke 7:11 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. FriezeNY water taxi hits iceberg and sinks. Not enough life boats. Lucitania comes to rescue surviving passengers. 6:14 PM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. An eternity of waiting for the person next to you to receive the text message you just sent them and nod with approval. 3:55 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Golden beer softly poured down a cream sweater. 7:22 PM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. The sound of a shaken cocktail meets Jimmy Eat World. 8:13 PM Apr 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. My thesis exhibition, I LIVE THE LIFE OF A WAITER opens TONIGHT 6-8 PM. THE COOPER UNION SCHOOL OF ART, 7 E 7TH STREET 7TH FLOOR. 11:55 AM Apr 3rd via web
  19. "well-adjusted academic" 4:26 PM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Alex Fitzgerald
  • Location New York, NY
  • Bio This is just so my plants can keep up with what I'm doing.
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