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  1. Woah. None of the new releases from last week did well at the box office. On the bright side, one of those new releases was Old Dogs.
  2. The "Are you high?" portion of this flowchart is inaccurate. It's not pointing at every available cereal option. http://bit.ly/625QlL
  3. What I'm thankful for: being a poor cook. Me: "How can I help with dinner?" Mom: "You can mash these potatoes with a stick. Then leave."
  4. "You’re gonna shoot the guy in the $10,000 suit? Come on!" -- Leave it to Valve to inject Arrested Development references in a zombie game.
  5. @jenyamato Zachary's! No way! Their pizza defined my childhood. I miss it so much. So, so much. ...great, now I'm salivating.
  6. This email exchange features 3 of my favorite things: time travel, pie charts, and sexually suggestive logo design. http://bit.ly/7mV5Q9
  7. Yup, I was wrong. Fantastic Mr. Fox is indeed fantastic. Mmm, delicious crow. Never tasted better.
  8. Twilight intervention: http://bit.ly/7tP5An It's funny because... they wanted to see a movie... and then didn't get to. Ha ha?
  9. This isn't funny anymore. http://bit.ly/84cUWS
  10. As if the scenario portrayed in The Diving Bell and the Butterfly wasn't terrifying enough: http://bit.ly/5CXmsK
  11. @williambgoss Not very memorable, obviously. Occasionally amusing, & Grace's presence elevates it, but feels like a retread of better films.
  12. @williambgoss I saw a test screening of Young Americans like half a year ago, and forgot it even existed until you mentioned it just now.
  13. More Amazon Blu-ray goodness: The Hangover = $16 (http://bit.ly/7gWvva), District 9 = $19 (http://bit.ly/7DYHbj)
  14. Amazon's Blu-ray pre-order prices kick ass. Harry Potter 6 = $16 (http://bit.ly/8X9MMS), Inglourious Basterds = $19 (http://bit.ly/5YaK0I)
  15. @Heinlein_Fan Obviously my alter ego.
  16. The hilarity continues! http://bit.ly/7NvZeB
  17. On an unrelated note, I also demand satisfaction, but I don't have a glove to commence the occasion.
  18. @MichaelMidnight For all I know there are thousands of people pretending to be me on Twitter! Millions! I DEMAND VERIFICATION.
  19. I demand to have my Twitter account "verified". People need to know that I am the real Adam Quigley, and not some impostor.
  20. @Mike_Dougherty "Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!" - The Way of the Gun