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AltheChemist

  1. #YoungJustice seems to be handling the mass influx of new characters pretty well. I still can't believe they're bringing in Apache Chief. about 12 hours ago via web
  2. Anyone else see the boob grab MM just did? #youngjustice about 12 hours ago via txt
  3. WHY DO YOU HAVE STUPID EYES, BATGIRL? Just get the cool white ones like the rest of the Batfamily! >:( #youngjustice about 12 hours ago via txt
  4. #youngjustice are they REALLY bringing in Apache Chief? REALLY, YJ? REALLY? about 12 hours ago via txt
  5. Alternative: gain enough weight to earn the ironic nickname "Skinnysaurus". 4:46 PM May 25th via txt
  6. New goal: lose enough weight to earn the nickname "Skinnysaurus". #questionable content 4:46 PM May 25th via txt
  7. "Family. Duty. Honor" -House Tully. LOL, they said "doody" :D #GameOfThrones 9:36 AM May 23rd via txt
  8. How can you crack cloth pants? This is ridiculous! #diablo3 2:50 PM May 15th via txt
  9. Took vodka to help with my cold. It didnt work, but now I'm too drunk to care. #HomeRemedies 8:20 AM May 11th via txt
  10. @andrewvolpe How much money is 1%? 8:42 PM May 1st via web in reply to andrewvolpe
  11. #Protip 31: Don't be ridiculous. Better yet, don't be diculous to begin with. 7:52 AM Apr 30th via txt
  12. A lot of runners get chafed nipples. I get chafed shirts. #RealMan 7:42 AM Apr 26th via web
  13. #Cosplay rule number 23: Cosplay to your body type. Nobody wants to see fat Yoko. 6:44 AM Apr 26th via web
  14. Its cheating, Kurt! Dont be a douche! #glee 5:28 PM Apr 24th via txt
  15. @neiltyson ...yet. :D 8:12 AM Apr 24th via web in reply to neiltyson
  16. Amazon just recommended me a few marvel comics. What kind of sick fuck does amazon think I am? 7:14 PM Apr 12th via web
  17. I'm looking to buy a used set of #HarryPotter #Kindle edition. Does anyone have one available? No? Didn't think so. 8:33 PM Apr 11th via web
  18. @hot_nerd_girl Apparently. youve been hacked. I just got a weird direct message from 'you'; link to a site asking for my twitter logon info. 1:18 PM Apr 6th via web
  19. Oh, man. That guy is ridiculously photogenic. 12:46 PM Apr 6th via txt
  20. There were plans for Schindler's List 2: Electric Boogaloo, but Liam Neeson wanted too much money. Oh, what could have been. 7:12 AM Apr 4th via txt
  • Name Ryan Taylor
  • Bio Saving the world from boredom on a whenever-the-fuck-I-feel-like-it basis.
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