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AltheChemist

  1. #YoungJustice seems to be handling the mass influx of new characters pretty well. I still can't believe they're bringing in Apache Chief.
  2. Anyone else see the boob grab MM just did? #youngjustice
  3. WHY DO YOU HAVE STUPID EYES, BATGIRL? Just get the cool white ones like the rest of the Batfamily! >:( #youngjustice
  4. #youngjustice are they REALLY bringing in Apache Chief? REALLY, YJ? REALLY?
  5. Alternative: gain enough weight to earn the ironic nickname "Skinnysaurus".
  6. New goal: lose enough weight to earn the nickname "Skinnysaurus". #questionable content
  7. "Family. Duty. Honor" -House Tully. LOL, they said "doody" :D #GameOfThrones
  8. How can you crack cloth pants? This is ridiculous! #diablo3
  9. Took vodka to help with my cold. It didnt work, but now I'm too drunk to care. #HomeRemedies
  10. @andrewvolpe How much money is 1%?
  11. #Protip 31: Don't be ridiculous. Better yet, don't be diculous to begin with.
  12. A lot of runners get chafed nipples. I get chafed shirts. #RealMan
  13. #Cosplay rule number 23: Cosplay to your body type. Nobody wants to see fat Yoko.
  14. Its cheating, Kurt! Dont be a douche! #glee
  15. @neiltyson ...yet. :D
  16. Amazon just recommended me a few marvel comics. What kind of sick fuck does amazon think I am?
  17. I'm looking to buy a used set of #HarryPotter #Kindle edition. Does anyone have one available? No? Didn't think so.
  18. @hot_nerd_girl Apparently. youve been hacked. I just got a weird direct message from 'you'; link to a site asking for my twitter logon info.
  19. Oh, man. That guy is ridiculously photogenic.
  20. There were plans for Schindler's List 2: Electric Boogaloo, but Liam Neeson wanted too much money. Oh, what could have been.